1. Eating mac ‘n’ cheese.
2. Eating deep-fried turkey.
4. Eating a cheeseburger made of Krispy Kreme donuts.
5. Eating peach cobbler.
7. Eating a burger.
8. Eating buttered biscuits.
9. Eating cookies.
10. Eating baked sweet potato balls.
11. Eating an éclair.
12. Eating more éclair.
13. Eating a caramel apple.
14. Eating a chocolate dipped donut.
15. Eating a cookie sandwich?
16. Eating a buttered waffle with chili and sour cream on top.
17. Eating a sandwich made of lasagna and garlic bread.
Happy Thanksgiving, Paula Deen. Please chew slowly.
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