Obama Wins The Heisman
People were sure it was going to be Tebow, until Barack declared himself as eligible. He deserves it! (From John S.)
Obama Wins the Flower Cup!
Take that, Princess Peach! (From Jennifer Mrazek.)
Obama Destroys The Death Star
That shot was one in a million, Mr. President! (From Lazar Taxon.)
Bo Wins Best In Show!
If Barack is Superman, Bo is like Krypto (jokes for nerds!!!). From Anitalawyer.
Barack Wins The Womens Individual Gymnastics Gold
I can’t believe he stuck that landing! (From Joey Joseph.)
And then sets the record for most Olympic medals ever …
I mean, wow. 8 golds! Take that, Mark Spitz. (From Amanda.)
The RNC Nomination!
Total surprise there! Picking Palin as a running mate gave him a huge boost with the base. (From Starpulse.)
Obama Is Miss America
Totally owned the swimsuit segment. (From Derek H.)
Nobel Prize and the Presidency of the USA? Seems like kind of a stretch … (From Bear Vs. Shark.)
Here’s a video. (From Endswell.)
- Greece voted "no" on sweeping new austerity measures tied to further bailout funds. Its future in the eurozone is uncertain, and its creditors are unimpressed.
- The U.S. will face Japan in Vancouver in the final match of the FIFA Women's World Cup ⚽️
- Captured New York prison escapee David Sweat has been released from hospital and is back in jail.