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25 TV News Chyrons That Ran Out Of Fucks To Give

Zero. Zilch. Nada.

1. Fox News is very concerned.

Fox News

2. Spread the word.

KCAL

3. EXCLUSIVE.

CNN

4. A tremendous level of accuracy.

CNN

5. Dang, bro.

MSNBC

6. Did you know that Fox News dabbles in writing R&B lyrics?

Fox News

7. A shocking detail about Lance Armstrong’s home decor.

8. Uh, um, hm.

KSBW

9. A bit of lemonade from Fox News.

Fox News

10. This is the best news beat in Washington, D.C. Ask anyone.

Fox News

11. What a casual way to tell us aliens exist and still use Blackberrys.

CNN / Via techcrunch.com

12. Eh, could be worse.

WMAR / Via abc2news.com

13. Because science.

Fox News

14. Because science, pt. 2.

Fox News

(Here’s an explanation of what happened here.)

15. Sadly, Fox News’ prediction that America’s weather would soon be perfect never came true.

Fox News

16. CNN turned Derek Jeter into a baseball GOD.

CNN

17. The honesty here is extremely commendable.

CNN

18. Ah, um, yeah, just keep scrolling.

HLN

19. Remembering the forgotten war.

20. Must-see TV.

Fox News

21. Must-see TV, pt. 2.

Fox News

22. Really?

KREM

23. A helpful piece of advice.

Fox News

24. Our sentiments exactly.

MSNBC

25. Breaking.

CNN

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