1. Fox News is very concerned.
2. Spread the word.
4. A tremendous level of accuracy.
5. Dang, bro.
6. Did you know that Fox News dabbles in writing R&B lyrics?
7. A shocking detail about Lance Armstrong’s home decor.
8. Uh, um, hm.
9. A bit of lemonade from Fox News.
10. This is the best news beat in Washington, D.C. Ask anyone.
11. What a casual way to tell us aliens exist and still use Blackberrys.
13. Because science.
14. Because science, pt. 2.
(Here’s an explanation of what happened here.)