1. Car salesman Joe Biden.
3. Early applause Joe Biden.
4. “Where did I leave that damn thing” Joe Biden.
5. Glasses on Joe Biden.
Glasses off Joe Biden.
6. Glasses in mouth Joe Biden.
7. “Someday Simba, all this will be yours” Joe Biden.
8. “My eye.” Joe Biden.
9. “Who me?” Joe Biden.
10. “You’re killing me!” Joe Biden.
12. “You’re kidding me” Joe Biden.
13. Itchy cheek Joe Biden.
14. “Can I bum a cigarette?” Joe Biden.
15. “Where is my pen?” Joe Biden
16. Meditation Joe Biden.
17. “Oh stop it you silly goose” Joe Biden.
And Senator Murkowski was all like:
- Turkey's military released an audio recording of what it says were warnings to the Russian warplane before it was downed near Syria's border. ›
- Protesters marched in Chicago for the second night in a row after the release of a video showing the police shooting of black teen Laquan McDonald. ›
- And President Obama actually made his daughters laugh at the annual White House turkey pardon. ›