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#ThanksGeorge Sarcastically Heaps Praise On George Zimmerman For His Feats Of Courage

After reports that Zimmerman saved a family from an overturned car, Twitter users imagined his other feats. “Zimmerman was able to save both Harvey Dent and Rachel Dawes #ThanksGeorge.”

1. Reports surfaced on Monday that George Zimmerman saved a family from an overturned vehicle after his polarizing trial verdict, leading Twitter users to imagine his other heroic exploits.


Tootie.

@AwwTootToot

Left my keys on the bus this morning. Zimmerman air dropped my spare like a sponsored gift from The Hunger Games. #ThanksGeorge


Boo Ferrigno

@TheDiLLon1

Zimmerman just tunneled thru the floor & slapped a bowl of cereal out of my hand because the milk was spoiled. #ThanksGeorge


Marx - Beyond Modern

@Marx_BYNDMDRN

Zimmerman crashed through my ceiling once I took the last sheet of TP off the roll to hand me another from under the sink #ThanksGeorge


secrets

@satchgod

After careful review of bedroom surveillance footage he’d recorded of me, GZ noticed my sleep deprivation&aided me w/ketamine #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman said i looked suspicious in my outfit so he took me shopping #thanksgeorge

— Baeowulf (@lylesknowsbest)

Baeowulf

@lylesknowsbest

Zimmerman said i looked suspicious in my outfit so he took me shopping #thanksgeorge

George Zimmerman is reportedly at the border handing out bottles of water to weary Latino travelers. #ThanksGeorge

— Lawrence of Suburbia (@iamtjones)

Lawrence of Suburbia

@iamtjones

George Zimmerman is reportedly at the border handing out bottles of water to weary Latino travelers. #ThanksGeorge

8. #ThanksGeorge trended for a time Tuesday morning.

The doctor who delivering the #RoyalBaby passed out. Thankfully, Zimmerman swooped in and delivered the crown prince: #ThanksGeorge

— Atchka! (@atchka)

Atchka!

@atchka

The doctor who delivering the #RoyalBaby passed out. Thankfully, Zimmerman swooped in and delivered the crown prince: #ThanksGeorge

I saw Zimmerman backflip through a window and hand this girl an iphone charger after she complained her phone was on 2%. #ThanksGeorge

— [Jon]athan Avery (@j_avery)

[Jon]athan Avery

@j_avery

I saw Zimmerman backflip through a window and hand this girl an iphone charger after she complained her phone was on 2%. #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman solved every single one of Jay Z's 99 Problems. #ThanksGeorge

— York Whitaker (@YorkWhitaker)

York Whitaker

@YorkWhitaker

Zimmerman solved every single one of Jay Z’s 99 Problems. #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman went through my calendar and left little notes reminding me of all my family member's birthdays. So thoughtful. #ThanksGeorge

— O is for Obfuscation (@RantingOwl)

O is for Obfuscation

@RantingOwl

Zimmerman went through my calendar and left little notes reminding me of all my family member’s birthdays. So thoughtful. #ThanksGeorge

GZ bicycle-kicked through my window & turned out the light out for me when I forgot & had already got comfortable in my bed. #ThanksGeorge

— John Wilson III (@LIFEavantgarde)

John Wilson III

@LIFEavantgarde

GZ bicycle-kicked through my window & turned out the light out for me when I forgot & had already got comfortable in my bed. #ThanksGeorge

Got drunk last night and tried to send out texts but Zimmerman roundhouse kicked my phone out of my hand #ThanksGeorge

— Ziggy (@ZiggyOfAk)

Ziggy

@ZiggyOfAk

Got drunk last night and tried to send out texts but Zimmerman roundhouse kicked my phone out of my hand #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman bought 1,000 tickets for the Jacksonville Jaguars home opener just to avoid a television black out. #ThanksGeorge

— Paul Conrad (@Paul_Conrad)

Paul Conrad

@Paul_Conrad

Zimmerman bought 1,000 tickets for the Jacksonville Jaguars home opener just to avoid a television black out. #ThanksGeorge

16. The heroic tinge to the tweets may have to do with the ABC News report that said he “emerged from hiding” and “pulled an individual from a truck that had rolled over.” The local sheriff’s office says there were two parents and two children.

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Adrian Carrasquillo is a political reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.
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