1. As a living human, chances are you’ve known the soul-crushing pain of taking a quart of delicious ice cream out of the freezer and then realizing that’s it TOO HARD TO EAT.
What, you really expect me to wait around for 20 minutes while it thaws out? What do I look like, some kind of saint with INFINITE PATIENCE?
2. But! Great news! The brilliant minds over at America’s Test Kitchen have devised a method to circumvent this serious problem.
- An adult film actress says Donald Trump, or someone on his behalf, offered her $10,000 and the use of his private jet to come to his suite.
- AT&T has made a deal to buy Time Warner — owner of CNN, HBO, and Warner Bros. — in one of the biggest acquisitions ever 💰
- The Chicago Cubs are heading to their first World Series since 1945 after beating the Los Angeles Dodgers 🐻
- A black metal band crashed a couple's engagement shoot and the photos are 🤘