Wisdom Martin and Maureen Umeh are anchors on the morning show Good Day DC, and they're about to give you so much life.
Their co-anchors were discussing "studies" that show that Kate Middleton has the desirable nasal tip rotation when Martin and Umeh exchanged a silent glance that said so much.
Honestly, it's so perfect.
And while we don't know ~for sure~ what was going through their minds, the bit about Kate Middleton is some pretty iffy stuff.
By "studies," the anchors were probably referencing a 2014 article in JAMA Facial Plastic Surgery that had people assess the attractiveness of different noses.
A nasal tip rotation of 106° was deemed to be the most attractive. So, basically the duchess's nose.
But here's the thing — that study only showed the participants noses from "normal-appearing white women aged 18 to 25 years."
Martin and Umeh seemed just as unimpressed by another ~study~ from plastic surgeons discussed on the show. This one compiled the most "desirable" face by making a cut-and-paste Frankenstein monster out of different celebrities.
You may notice there's no black women in there.
This is the look we should all be giving bullshit beauty standards.
Lauren Strapagiel is Managing Editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in Toronto, Canada.
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