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What CEO Are You Based On Your Choice Of Drug?

Can Tim Cook feel his face right now? Find out!

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  1. What illegal drug are you in the mood for?

    Heroin
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    Heroin
    Bath Salts
    Bath Salts
    Marijuana
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    Marijuana
    Peyote
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    Peyote
    Cocaine
    Cocaine
    Ketamine
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    Ketamine
    Crack
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    Crack
    MDMA
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    MDMA
    GHB
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    GHB
    Crystal Meth
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    Crystal Meth
    Acid
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    Acid
    Mushrooms
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    Mushrooms

What CEO Are You Based On Your Choice Of Drug?

You got: Tim Cook

~~~~~rose gold iphones~~~~~

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You got: Jack Dorsey

Any Twitter user will tell you it has the same effect as horse tranquilizers.

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You got: Evan Spiegel

If you're into frat party drugs, the Snapchat CEO is you!

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You got: Travis Kalanick

Uber is perfect for those teeth-grinding nights where you want to talk to about yourself to a stranger who can't leave.

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You got: Marissa Mayer

*nods off* zzzzz

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You got: Jeff Bezos

According to reports about the intense Amazon workplace, you'd probably need to do meth to keep up with the long hours.

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You got: Elon Musk

The SpaceX and Tesla CEO's whole career is basically like a bath salts-induced fever dream right?

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You got: Jack Ma

Because you can buy pretty much anything from Alibaba, probably even mushrooms.

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You got: Mark Zuckerberg

Because like weed, Facebook is safe even for your mom now.

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You got: Sergey Brin

The former Google CEO is a known Burning Man enthusiast, and is definitely on a vision quest to find himself.

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You got: Ginni Rometty

Just like IBM, MDMA has been around for a long time but it's allegedly totally different now.

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You got: Elizabeth Holmes

The Theranos CEO has a chemical engineering degree, which is perfect for cooking up crack.

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Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about tech and internet culture is cohost of the Internet Explorer podcast.

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