"Milkshake Duck" is the phenomenon where a beloved viral human of the moment is revealed to be a monster.
So let's play a game. You decide what it's going to be that makes you the viral human of the day, and we'll tell you what makes you ~problematic~.
Your mom accidentally texts you nudes and you post the screenshots.You streak during a college football game, and a dog bites your genitals.You and your sibling happen to have the same names as Beyoncé's twins.A veteran you served at Chili’s leaves you a receipt with a heartwarming message in the tip, but no tip.Someone catches you leaving Chili’s without tipping.You saved several dogs during a hurricane.Your dog saved several other dogs during a hurricane.Trump retweets you.You post a video on Instagram of two raccoons fucking on your car.You're a handsome man who has an inspiring message about feminism for all the other men out there.You pooped your pants on the jumbotron at a Celtics game.You're incredibly good looking and your grandma posted a viral Facebook status trying to get you a date.
Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about tech and internet culture and is cohost of the Internet Explorer podcast.
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