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Tell Us How You'll Go Viral And We'll Tell You How You'll Milkshake Duck

One minute you're the toast of the 'net. The next, you're just problematic.

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"Milkshake Duck" is the phenomenon where a beloved viral human of the moment is revealed to be a monster.

The whole internet loves Milkshake Duck, a lovely duck that drinks milkshakes! *5 seconds later* We regret to inform you the duck is racist

Remember Ken Bone and his problematic Reddit history? Or when it was discovered that the doctor who was dragged from a United flight had a murky legal past? These are classic examples of milkshake ducks.

So let's play a game. You decide what it's going to be that makes you the viral human of the day, and we'll tell you what makes you ~problematic~.

  1. What will you go viral for?
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    Your mom accidentally texts you nudes and you post the screenshots.
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    You streak during a college football game, and a dog bites your genitals.
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    You and your sibling happen to have the same names as Beyoncé's twins.
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    A veteran you served at Chili’s leaves you a receipt with a heartwarming message in the tip, but no tip.
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    Someone catches you leaving Chili’s without tipping.
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    You saved several dogs during a hurricane.
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    Your dog saved several other dogs during a hurricane.
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    Trump retweets you.
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    You post a video on Instagram of two raccoons fucking on your car.
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    You're a handsome man who has an inspiring message about feminism for all the other men out there.
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    You pooped your pants on the jumbotron at a Celtics game.
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    You're incredibly good looking and your grandma posted a viral Facebook status trying to get you a date.

Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about tech and internet culture is cohost of the Internet Explorer podcast.

Contact Katie Notopoulos at katie@buzzfeed.com.

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