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Who Is The Worst Pile Of Human Garbage In The Demi Lovato Game?

Your crappy little sister, Sam, or that bitch Maria?

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Hello. I am a grown woman who doesn't play video games but am OBSESSED with the Demi Lovato mobile game. It's like Kim K's game (my one other love) but more drama and less clicking on blue stars.

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Your life is basically shit and Demi doesn't really care and kind of taunts you.

*my life is in shambles and everything is going wrong, maria stole my bass player* demi: this is what fame is all about, taking risks

Basically all this stuff happens and it is super stressful:

There are 3 main people trying to fuck with you: Sam (your ex), Callie (little sister), and Maria (piece of shit backup singer). The question is, who of these is THE WORST?

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At first you're so sad because Sam dumps you when you go on tour, even if you try to save the relationship.

can't believe sam dumped me on the demi lovato game I'm so heart broken

But then he busts back in and ruins everything!

so on that demi game me and alex kissed and now sAM HAS CAME AND RUINED IT

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Next, let's talk about Maria, the backstabbing backup singer who "OILSPOTS" you (is that a real term or did Demi just make it up?

Imma need for this Demi game to step it's cookies up so I can fight Maria.

She is to the Demi game what Willow Pape is to Kim K.

i stg, Maria is like the Willow Pape of the Demi Lovato game

Ok let's talk about Callie, your annoying little sister who throws a FREAKING FIT when you move to LA without consulting her.

So by moving to LA without introducing Callie to Demi and by not asking her if I should move, she's mad again.

Everyone hates Callie.

y is callie such an annoying brat on the demi lovato game tho

She causes serious problems between you and Demi and makes you look bad on TV.

Callie is such a whinny bitch in the Demi Lovato game, making my ass look bad.. Fuck off!

  1. Who is THE WORST?

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    Sam
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    Callie
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    Maria
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