1. Watching Grass Grow
2. Watching Paint Dry
3. Waiting For A Pot Of Water To Boil
That’s right, and this video has the words “Now We’re Boiling!” in it. With an exclamation point and everything. Still more exciting than Mitt.
4. Getting A Root Canal
5. Spending A Week With Your In-Laws
6. Reading Michele Bachmann’s Book
7. Cleaning Up Dog Shit
8. Listening To A Lecture Co-Given By Michael Dukakis And Al Gore
9. Dealing With A Post-Coital Anal Froth Situation
10. The Candidacy Of Herman Cain
And he quotes Pokémon in his speeches.
- President Donald Trump and first lady Melania Trump had their first dance to Frank Sinatra's "My Way" at an inaugural ball 🇺🇸
- On his first day in office President Trump signed an executive order to "minimize the economic burden" of the Affordable Care Act.
- Over 200 people were arrested as anti-Trump protesters and police clashed in Washington, DC, during the inauguration.
- Flights around the country are packed with pink as people stream into the nation's capital for the Women's March on Washington 👭 💖