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Which Supreme Court Justice Are You?

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Which Supreme Court Justice Are You?

You got: John Roberts

You are Chief Justice John G. Roberts. A true romantic, you understand that everyone makes mistakes, especially 1970s Supreme Court Justices. Underneath your tough exterior, you love to squee at videos of kittens and baby corporations. You have a Pinterest board devoted to braids.

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You got: Antonin Scalia

You are Associate Justice Antonin Scalia. A dreamer, you believe a life force animates every man, broomstick, and toadstool, while the constitution is dead as a door nail. You would never eat a pizza with utensils, but suspect some of your friends are probably knife-eaters. You are brand loyal.

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You got: Anthony Kennedy

You are Associate Justice Anthony M. Kennedy. A free spirit, you know the perfect present to give that special someone: a state tax proposal. You love the simple joy of swinging, but paint a lonely picture sitting in the playground all by yourself. You love to stuff your Le Creuset with apples, so they know what is at stake.

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You got: Clarence Thomas

You are Associate Justice Clarence Thomas. You are a trailblazer, in that you literally set ablaze the path behind you. Your rags to riches tale has all the mystique of a David Blaine stunt. You are a free, extremely quiet spirit.

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You got: Ruth Bader Ginsburg

You are Associate Justice Ruth Bader Ginsberg. A great intellect, you’ve seen many things in your time: The rise of feminism, World War II, the indecision of the platypus. Like a tractor left in neutral on a hill, you are unstoppable. You are your own style icon.

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You got: Stephen Breyer

You are Associate Justice Stephen G. Breyer. A philosopher, you understand that there are two sides to every argument, as well as a bunch of poems, sestinas, and multi-volume novels. You aren’t worried you’ll end up a historical footnote, because you don’t believe in footnotes. Your guilty pleasure is packaged guacamole.

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You got: Samuel Alito

You are Associate Justice Samuel Anthony Alito, Jr. A man of the people, you are proud to fly the banner of diversity, provided you can ride a float of general indifference across public lands. You are a sports fanatic and love to see your team dress down the opposition. You leave the hangers in your pants.

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You got: Sonia Sotomayor

You are Associate Justice Sonia Sotomayor. You’re a humble achiever with an amazing story to tell about a drunk pirate who hires coconuts to work on his ship. Your life story is also pretty interesting. There are three razors in your shower from different price points to remind you how far you've come.

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You got: Elena Kagan

You are Associate Justice Elena Kagan. An entertainer, you were among the first to prank a friend with the Amazing Exploding Golf Ball. You’re the most popular kid in school, which means you’re probably never going to get around to re-reading the Federalist Papers. Your eyes twinkle even when you're asleep.

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