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Can We Ask You A Really Weird Question?

It's like a really, really, really weird question.

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On BuzzFeed's Internet Explorer podcast this week, we discussed a very important topic and we need your opinion on it...

  1. ...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?

    Yes.
    No.

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...Would you fuck a clone of yourself?
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    Yes.
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    No.

OK but BEFORE YOU ANSWER just consider a few things:

• The clone is your age and identical to you.

• It's fully sentient.

• No one will ever know of your Cronenberg-esque tryst except you and your clone.

• Your clone will be just as DTF as you are, so don't worry about that.

  1. My strongest feeling about clone-fucking is:

    I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
    I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
    I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
    I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
    I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
    I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
    I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
    To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
    It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
    It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
    I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
    Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.

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My strongest feeling about clone-fucking is:
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    I don't want to fuck my clone because it would be gay sex and I'm not gay.
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    I'm not gay, but I would actually totally fuck my clone.
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    I'm gay, but I still don't want to fuck my clone, that's gross and weird.
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    I don't want to fuck my clone because my self-loathing is THAT strong.
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    I'd totally fuck my clone because I want to know if I'm good in bed.
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    I'd fuck my clone because who would know better how to fuck ME than ME?
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    I'd totally do all sorts of weird things to my clone I'd be embarrassed to ask someone else to do.
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    To be honest, fucking my clone has always been my fantasy.
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    It's basically the same as masturbating, right? So no big deal.
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    It's not the same as masturbating; it'd be like having sex with your twin. Wrong and bad!
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    I would not have sex with my clone because what if my clone is evil.
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    Not only would I have sex with my clone, I'd probably make a bunch of clones and just get it on with all of them at once because that's how pro-clone fucking I am.

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A podcast where BuzzFeed editors Ryan Broderick and Katie Notopoulos explore the weirdest corners of the internet. They look at things so that you don't have to.

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Katie Notopoulos is a senior editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York. Notopoulos writes about tech and internet culture is cohost of the Internet Explorer podcast.

Contact Katie Notopoulos at katie@buzzfeed.com.

Ryan Broderick is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

Contact Ryan Broderick at ryan@buzzfeed.com.

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