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How Experienced With Tinder Are You?

If you've been swiping long enough, chances are you've seen some shit.

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BuzzFeed's Internet Explorer podcast interviewed people this week about their experiences with the dating app Tinder.

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Everyone's answers were all over the place, so we made the "Tinder Intensity Checklist" to see exactly how far down the dating app rabbit hole people are going. What's you Swiping Purity Number?

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    Used it every day for a week?
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    Used it every day for a month?
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    Used it every day for a year?
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    Used it in bed?
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    Used it on the toilet?
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    Used it at work?
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    Used it in the bath?
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    Used it at a bar?
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    Low-key used it while you're already on a date?
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    Used it while you were driving?
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    Felt addicted to it?
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    Decided you don't care how addicted to it you are?
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    Put your height in your bio?
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    Put your height in your bio and put the minimum height you're looking for, as well?
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    Said in your bio that you're so over Tinder?
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    Said in your bio that Tinder is just full of creeps?
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    Used a shirtless mirror selfie as your profile pic?
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    Swiped right on someone using a shirtless mirror selfie profile pic?
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    Used an old wedding photo as your profile pic?
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    Swiped right on someone using an old wedding photo as your profile pic?
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    Used the Moments feature?
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    Used the Moments feature to send nudes?
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    Swiped so many times at once that you ran out of people?
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    Not swiped right on someone because of who they knew in common?
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    Had a match?
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    Gone months swiping right without a match?
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    Messaged someone you matched with?
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    Been messaged first by someone?
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    Used a pickup line?
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    Used a cheesy pickup line like "I knew you were trouble when I walked in" or something?
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    Had a pickup line be used on you?
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    Used a cheesy pickup line on someone and have it work?
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    Had a pickup line be used on you and have it work?
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    Used the eggplant emoji?
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    Used the peach emoji?
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    ...Used the water spray emoji?
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    Told someone "nice boobs" or "nice ass" out of the blue?
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    Been told "nice boobs" or "nice ass" by someone out of the blue?
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    Had someone call you a bitch?
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    Called someone a bitch?
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    Had someone call you a slut?
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    Called someone a slut?
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    Told someone to fuck off?
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    Had someone tell you to fuck off?
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    Threatened someone on Tinder?
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    Been threatened on Tinder?
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    Received an unwanted dick pic?
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    Received a wanted dick pic?
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    Received a picture of someone's boobs?
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    Sent someone a picture of your boobs?
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    Told someone you were masturbating while messaging them?
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    Had someone tell you they were masturbating while they messaged you?
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    Had someone send you a photo of themselves masturbating?
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    Accidentally matched with a porn bot?
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    Accidentally matched with a casting director for some reality show?
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    Screenshot someone's messages and shared them on Facebook, Twitter, etc.?
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    Screenshot someone's messages and put them on a blog?
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    Found someone's mom on Facebook and sent them their Tinder messages?
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    Found your Tinder messages screenshot and put on Facebook, Twitter, etc.?
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    Found your Tinder messages on a blog?
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    Had a Tinder match send your mom your messages?
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    Been fired for something you did on Tinder?
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    Had to unmatch with someone?
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    Made fun of someone's weight in a message to them?
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    Had someone make fun of your weight in a message?
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    Sent multiple messages to a person right away and scared them off?
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    Been sent multiple messages by a person right away and gotten scared off?
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    Secretly googled a person you matched with?
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    Suspected that someone secretly googled you and used it to hit on you?
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    Followed someone on Instagram from Tinder you matched with?
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    Followed someone on Instagram from Tinder you didn't match with?
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    Moved from Tinder to a different messaging app like WhatsApp or text?
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    Met with someone IRL you matched with?
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    Kissed someone you matched with?
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    Felt up someone you matched with?
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    Done hands stuff with someone you matched with?
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    Given or received oral sex from someone you matched with?
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    Had sex with someone you matched with?
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    Had bad sex with someone you matched with?
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    Had sex with more than one person from Tinder in one night?
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    Had sex with more than two people from Tinder in one night?
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    ...Uh, had sex with three people from Tinder in one night?
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    Had sex for money using Tinder?
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    Used Tinder in a foreign country?
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    Met with someone from Tinder who didn't speak the same language as you?
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    Used Tinder to hook up with someone in a foreign country?
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    Used Tinder for a place to stay while you were traveling?
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    Matched with a co-worker?
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    Had sex with a co-worker after you matched with them?
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    Had to swipe left on a relative of yours?
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    Found someone you were currently in a relationship with using Tinder while you were using Tinder?
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    Seriously dated someone you matched with?
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    Gotten engaged to someone you matched with?
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    Gotten married to someone you matched with?
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    Lied to your friends about the fact you met your significant other on Tinder?
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    Deleted Tinder?
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    Deleted and redownloaded Tinder?
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    Deleted and redownloaded Tinder more than once?
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    Tried a similar app like Hinge or Hapn?
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    Tried a similar app like Hinge or Hapn and then went back to Tinder?

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Ryan Broderick is a reporter for BuzzFeed News and is based in London.

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