Despite his idiosyncratic speech patterns and general being, President Donald Trump is a known teetotaler.
So the irony is ~pretty rife~ that on Monday, German police released pictures of a haul of drugs they'd seized bearing the US commander in chief's likeness.
There were apparently 5,000 of these little guys in the car. That's a face (get it) value of 11,000 euros ($13,000) and would be worth about 39,000 euros ($49,000) if sold.
Two people were arrested and charged for possession with intent to distribute a foreign leader*.
So if you see these floating around at your next rave, be sure to drink lots of water and always consume the president responsibly.
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