This Woman Is Making The Cutest Dick Pics You’ve Ever Seen

NSFW OBVIOUSLY BECAUSE PENISES.

1. This is Soraya Doolbaz, an Iranian-Canadian woman who works in New York City as a self-described professional penis photographer.

2. Yup. You read that right. She takes photos of dicks for a living.

3. For example, here’s a festive Christmas-themed dick.

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4. And here’s a penis dressed as Kanye West.

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5. Doolbaz told BuzzFeed News she began taking artsy photos of penises some two and a half years ago after she had a sudden ~burst~ of inspiration.

She wanted to make people laugh by taking something many see as dirty and making it funny — maybe even cute.

6. “Women want to laugh, so I think having a costume or character added to the dick pic takes the vulgarity away, while still getting the point across,” she said.

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7. Doolbaz purchases dolls and action figures from stores and then uses the clothes to dress up the dicks.

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8. “I was once in a bidding war online with a bunch of people for a limited edition Fidel Castro doll, a one-of-a-kind collector’s item,” she said. “I eventually won, took all the clothes off, and threw the doll away.”

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9. Her female friends bring their male partners in for the photo shoots as a fun way to “honor their dicks,” she said.

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10. In 2014, Doolbaz released her first collection of dick pics, and in September she followed it up with a series titled “Dick-tators of History and Friends.”

11. Here’s “Saddong Hussein ‘Weapon of Ass Destruction.’”

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15. There’s even a Donald Trump–themed dick pic.

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16. “I don’t know what the future holds for my penis photography career,” Doolbaz conceded. For now, however, she’s selling various penis-themed merchandise on her website, Dicture Gallery, and is also working on a coffee table book.

18. Listen to an interview with Doolbaz on BuzzFeed’s Internet Explorer podcast:

19. And check out an interview she did with the New York Post:

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David Mack is a reporter and weekend editor for BuzzFeed News in New York.
Contact David Mack at david.mack@buzzfeed.com.
 
 

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