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Who Said It: Ted Cruz Or Kramer?

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  1. 1. "I've never once seen a Hispanic panhandler."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted Cruz!

    "I'll tell you, in my life I've never once have seen a Hispanic panhandler, because in our community, it would be viewed as shameful to be out on the street begging. Those are all conservative values - faith, family, hard work, responsibility."

    Ted Cruz!
  2. 2. "I'll work with Martians."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted Cruz!

    "I am perfectly happy to compromise and work with anybody: Republicans, Democrats, Libertarians - I'll work with Martians if - and the if is critical - they're willing to cut spending and reduce the debt."

    Ted Cruz!
  3. 3. "FDR wants me to drop dead."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cosmo Kramer!

    Cosmo Kramer!
    taringa.net
  4. 4. "Anybody with nothing can achieve anything."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted Cruz!

    "The essence of the conservative message should be we want a dynamic nation where anybody with nothing can achieve anything."

    Ted Cruz!
    blog.chron.com
  5. 5. "Enough of these little kitty cats we keep sending to Washington."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted Cruz!

    "Enough of these little kitty cats we keep sending to Washington. David Dewhurst will compromise every day in the U.S. Senate... It's what he's done every day in state government."

    Ted Cruz!
    gq.com
  6. 6. "You buy enough meat, they'll give you anything."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cosmo Kramer!

    Cosmo Kramer!
    taringa.net
  7. 7. "When my father came over here penniless with $100 sewn into his underwear."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Ted Cruz!

    "When my father came over here penniless with $100 sewn into his underwear, thank God some well-meaning liberal didn't come put his arm around him and say, 'Let me take care of you."

    Ted Cruz!
    blog.chron.com
  8. 8. "This is America! I don't have to wear anything I don't wanna wear!"

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cosmo Kramer!

    Cosmo Kramer!
    taringa.net
  9. 9. "The governments been experimenting with pigmen since the fifties."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cosmo Kramer!

    Cosmo Kramer!
    taringa.net
  10. 10. "To rule the people, one must walk among them."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cosmo Kramer!

    Cosmo Kramer!
    taringa.net
  11. 11. "Only in America."

    Cruz.
    Kramer.
    Correct!
    Wrong!

    Cosmo Kramer!

    Jerry: "Cockfighting? Thats illegal!" Kramer: "Only in America."

    Cosmo Kramer!
    taringa.net

Who Said It: Ted Cruz Or Kramer?

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