1. Car salesman Joe Biden.
3. Early applause Joe Biden.
4. “Where did I leave that damn thing” Joe Biden.
5. Glasses on Joe Biden.
Glasses off Joe Biden.
6. Glasses in mouth Joe Biden.
7. “Someday Simba, all this will be yours” Joe Biden.
8. “My eye.” Joe Biden.
9. “Who me?” Joe Biden.
10. “You’re killing me!” Joe Biden.
12. “You’re kidding me” Joe Biden.
13. Itchy cheek Joe Biden.
14. “Can I bum a cigarette?” Joe Biden.
15. “Where is my pen?” Joe Biden
16. Meditation Joe Biden.
17. “Oh stop it you silly goose” Joe Biden.
And Senator Murkowski was all like:
- Inside WikiLeaks: A former employee shares what he learned about Julian Assange (including his beef with Hillary Clinton).
- One week into the fight to take back Mosul, expectations for quick success have clashed with the reality of a bloody struggle ahead.
- Less than 24 hours after AT&T announced an $85 billion deal to buy Time Warner, politicians are expressing skepticism and opposition.
- An NFL player paid tribute to Harambe, the gorilla who died at a Cincinnati zoo, on his cleats.