1. This happy couple.
2. This road-worthy vehicle.
6. Ted Cruz getting candid advice.
7. Guys wearing fabulous red capes…
11. This guy getting airtime.
12. Herman Weinerschnauzer …
…and his young counterpart.
13. A Rand Glasshole.
14. Guys holding lightsabers like this:
“Please, God, make it stop.”
15. Kids enthusiastically pinning where their College Republican chapters are located…
17. Obama stress ball heads…
…in front of roaming West Point cadets.
18. Rand love.
19. An emo conservative.
20. The postcard Republican family…
…and their crazy uncle.
21. Families who name their children after Ronald Reagan.
24. And Rick Perry actually TAKING this selfie.
25. And this concert:
LONG LIVE CPAC.
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