9 Beyoncé Would You Rather Questions That Will End You

Because Bey is high stakes and we don't play.

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This game of "Would You Rather" was made for the Beyoncé stan in your life. For us, that stan was writer and activist Janet Mock (listen to her answers and her amazing Another Round interview here!)

  1. Would you rather:

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    Know what happens when there's a billion dollars in an elevator
    Know every single detail of what wrought "Lemonade"

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  1.  
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    Know what happens when there's a billion dollars in an elevator
  2.  
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    Know every single detail of what wrought "Lemonade"
  1. Would you rather:

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    Babysit Blue Ivy
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    Babysit Blue Ivy
    Babysit Jay-Z when he's really drunk
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    Babysit Jay-Z when he's really drunk

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  1. Babysit Blue Ivy
     
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    Babysit Blue Ivy
  2. Babysit Jay-Z when he's really drunk
     
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    Babysit Jay-Z when he's really drunk
  1. Would you rather:

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    Eat Beyoncés garbage aka rotten vegetables for the rest of your life.
    Spill wine down the front of Bey's white suit on live television, incurring the wrath of the Beyhive.

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    Eat Beyoncés garbage aka rotten vegetables for the rest of your life.
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    Spill wine down the front of Bey's white suit on live television, incurring the wrath of the Beyhive.
  1. Would you rather:

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    Find out Beyoncé is a 9/11 truther
    Find out Beyoncé is a climate change denier

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    Find out Beyoncé is a 9/11 truther
  2.  
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    Find out Beyoncé is a climate change denier
  1. Would you rather:

    Have access to Beyoncé's makeup guru, Sir John
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    Have access to Beyoncé's makeup guru, Sir John
    Get that Beyoncé hair from Neal Farinah, the man responsible for the Formation tour braid
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    Get that Beyoncé hair from Neal Farinah, the man responsible for the Formation tour braid

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  1. Have access to Beyoncé's makeup guru, Sir John
     
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    Have access to Beyoncé's makeup guru, Sir John
  2. Get that Beyoncé hair from Neal Farinah, the man responsible for the Formation tour braid
     
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    Get that Beyoncé hair from Neal Farinah, the man responsible for the Formation tour braid
  1. Would you rather:

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    Have Beyoncé write a song about you but never be able to tell anyone.
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    Have Beyoncé write a song about you but never be able to tell anyone.
    Kill Beyoncé's pet fish and have to tell her about it face to face.
    Kill Beyoncé's pet fish and have to tell her about it face to face.

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  1. Have Beyoncé write a song about you but never be able to tell anyone.
     
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    Have Beyoncé write a song about you but never be able to tell anyone.
  2. Kill Beyoncé's pet fish and have to tell her about it face to face.
     
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    Kill Beyoncé's pet fish and have to tell her about it face to face.
  1. Would you rather:

    Have Bey's voice and be able to murder people with your karaoke runs alone
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    Have Bey's voice and be able to murder people with your karaoke runs alone
    Have Bey's body and transfix all of humanity with a single shoulder shimmy
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    Have Bey's body and transfix all of humanity with a single shoulder shimmy

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    Have Bey's voice and be able to murder people with your karaoke runs alone
  2. Have Bey's body and transfix all of humanity with a single shoulder shimmy
     
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    Have Bey's body and transfix all of humanity with a single shoulder shimmy
  1. Would you rather:

    Never be able to listen to Bey's music again but be her close friend
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    Never be able to listen to Bey's music again but be her close friend
    Meet her, accidentally trip her and have her hate you forever
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    Meet her, accidentally trip her and have her hate you forever

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    Never be able to listen to Bey's music again but be her close friend
  2. Meet her, accidentally trip her and have her hate you forever
     
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    Meet her, accidentally trip her and have her hate you forever
  1. Ok, we're going there. Would you rather:

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    Smell Beyoncé's REALLY bad fart
    Sleep with Beyoncé's toenails under your pillow
    It's over. I quit this quiz and all things related to it bc this is too much.

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Ok, we're going there. Would you rather:
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    Smell Beyoncé's REALLY bad fart
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    Sleep with Beyoncé's toenails under your pillow
  3.  
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    It's over. I quit this quiz and all things related to it bc this is too much.

If you want to hear the incredible Janet Mock taking this quiz, listen to the Another Round podcast!

Heben Nigatu and Tracy Clayton cover everything from race, gender and pop culture to squirrels, mangoes, and bad jokes, all in one boozy podcast.

Contact Another Round at julia.furlan+anotherround@buzzfeed.com.

Julia Furlan is an audio editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

Contact Julia Furlan at julia.furlan@buzzfeed.com.

Neena Pathak is an audio producer with BuzzFeed News and is based in New York.

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