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These 3 Questions Will Tell You What Dinosaur You Were In A Past Life
You’ve got a tough exterior. You are strong and more than able to defend yourself but deep down you are also a stoic and faithful herbivore, just searching for meaning in this crazy world of ours.
Everybody loves you because of your low-key, down-to-earth personality. But you are so much more than that simple persona. You are also a visionary, you see the future as well as the Brachiosaurus saw its world from its distinctively high vantage point.
You are a bit of a hipster. Don’t worry, though, you are that kind of hipster that is also super agile, fast, and athletic! Just like Coelophysis was a dinosaur before it was cool to be a dinosaur, you were into cold-brew coffee before it was a ~thing~.
You are a social butterfly that loves to travel in packs. Like the Pachyrhinosaurus, you don’t feel like your life is in order unless you have made at least one large migration each year. Also like the Pachyrhinosaurus, you are super well equipped to eat whatever weird, thick, or fibrous food comes your way during your travels.
You are so Hollywood. If people don’t instantly recognize you now, you can be pretty damn sure they will be soon. Like the Stegosaurus, you’ve got a distinctive look and you are more than able to handle yourself around your aggressive peers.
You are a strong-willed person and one hell of an innovator, too. Like the Iguanodon’s sharp, stiletto-like thumb, the utility of your innovations may not be readily apparent, but in time their greatness will be fully understood.
You fear nothing because you are the king. You may not be as big as a T. Rex, but your personality may well be. You are all confidence and presence, and people love you for it... Even if you can be a bit intimidating at times.
You are a quiet but devoted friend. When people think of dinosaurs that make them happy, they think of the stoic Triceratops. When people think of friends that make them happy, they think of you.
Like the Microraptor and its FOUR wings, you are the ultimate iconoclast of your time. You look at society's rules and ask “Why?” Your response to almost any question: “Why not?”
Science Writer, Fossil Beastmaster
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