Asked a question?Measured anything?Weighed the pros and cons of doing something before doing it?Had more than four cups of coffee?Figured something out?Gotten lost in a thought mid-conversation with someone and nodded your way through it awkwardly?Averted a friendship destroying bill-splitting situation with your sound quantitative skills?Questioned your life decisions?Not known what day it is?Looked at a graph for more than 30 seconds?Procrastinated by taking an online quiz?Taken a real quiz?Debated a point based on sound, reasoned logic?Told anyone that “correlation does not equal causation”?Tried to get away with a spurious correlation of your own?Asked anyone to cite their source in causal conversationScreamed the words “Eureka!” Or “By Jove!”?Screamed the words “Fuck!” Or “Shit!”?Broke a machine?Froze a computer?Temporarily forgot what year it was?Spent an entire day without sunlight?Angrily edited a Wikipedia page?Got offered a drink that was stored in an office file cabinet?Corrected somebody's use of the word “data” as a singular noun?Used Excel in a bar?Used the word “constrain” one too many times?
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