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How Science Are You?

When was the last time you measured something?

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  1. 1. In the past week, have you...

    Asked a question?
    Measured anything?
    Weighed the pros and cons of doing something before doing it?
    Had more than four cups of coffee?
    Figured something out?
    Gotten lost in a thought mid-conversation with someone and nodded your way through it awkwardly?
    Averted a friendship destroying bill-splitting situation with your sound quantitative skills?
    Questioned your life decisions?
    Not known what day it is?
    Looked at a graph for more than 30 seconds?
    Procrastinated by taking an online quiz?
    Taken a real quiz?
    Debated a point based on sound, reasoned logic?
    Told anyone that “correlation does not equal causation”?
    Tried to get away with a spurious correlation of your own?
    Asked anyone to cite their source in causal conversation
    Screamed the words “Eureka!” Or “By Jove!”?
    Screamed the words “Fuck!” Or “Shit!”?
    Broke a machine?
    Froze a computer?
    Temporarily forgot what year it was?
    Spent an entire day without sunlight?
    Angrily edited a Wikipedia page?
    Got offered a drink that was stored in an office file cabinet?
    Corrected somebody's use of the word “data” as a singular noun?
    Used Excel in a bar?
    Used the word “constrain” one too many times?

How Science Are You?

You've got potential! Just keep asking those questions nobody has asked before!

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You are pretty damn science! Discoveries are imminent!

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You are so science it would hurt if not for all that protective gear!

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