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Can We Guess If You’re In A Relationship With A Scientist?

The signs should be pretty clear...

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  1. Jemal Countess / Getty Images
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    Sandals with socks
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    Sturdy closed-toed shoes
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    Some kind of hardcore hiking boot
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    Something stylish as fuck
  2. Above Average / youtube.com
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    Discuss all the problems in chronological order, propose potential solutions, settle on one and give it a try.
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    Discuss all the problems in chronological order, propose potential solutions, try them all and regroup.
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    Come up with a theory for why it was subpar and test that theory. Repeat if necessary.
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    Pass it off as a fluke and move on.
  3. TBS / images-cdn.moviepilot.com
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    Way too strong
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    Strong
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    Ambivalent
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    Extremely apathetic
  4. The Weinstein Company / imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net
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    The salad appetizer
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    The classy AF cocktails
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    That awesome main course
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    That divine dessert
  5. Comedy Central / media.salon.com
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    Poorly packaged items from Amazon
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    A headline with the words “science says”
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    An argument made based on only one example
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    Not getting the day off they had planned on
  6. bluemind.tv
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    It’s hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs because they always take things literally.
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    Why don’t you ever see hippopotamus hiding in trees? Because they’re really good at it.
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    How did the hipster burn his tongue? He drank his coffee before it was cool.
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    The store keeps calling me to come back, but all I wanted was one night-stand.
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    Teeth falling out
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    Being chased
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    Back in school and unprepared
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    Losing control of a car or plane
  8. Thinkstock
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    None
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    A few, but they were pleasant enough
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    I wish I had more room to say some things of my own, to be honest
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    So many it was almost a dealbreaker
  9. DreamWorks Pictures / telegraph.co.uk
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    100% confident each and every time
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    Pretty confident, but always open to new interpretations
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    95% confident
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    I mean, you can never be SURE…
  10. FX / i.ytimg.com
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    It’s possible?
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    Sunday fun day FTW!
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    Highly unlikely
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    There is a 33% chance of that happening

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