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#ThanksGeorge Sarcastically Heaps Praise On George Zimmerman For His Feats Of Courage

After reports that Zimmerman saved a family from an overturned car, Twitter users imagined his other feats. "Zimmerman was able to save both Harvey Dent and Rachel Dawes #ThanksGeorge."

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Left my keys on the bus this morning. Zimmerman air dropped my spare like a sponsored gift from The Hunger Games. #ThanksGeorge

Tootie.

@AwwTootToot

Left my keys on the bus this morning. Zimmerman air dropped my spare like a sponsored gift from The Hunger Games. #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman just tunneled thru the floor & slapped a bowl of cereal out of my hand because the milk was spoiled. #ThanksGeorge

Boo Ferrigno

@TheDiLLon1

Zimmerman just tunneled thru the floor & slapped a bowl of cereal out of my hand because the milk was spoiled. #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman crashed through my ceiling once I took the last sheet of TP off the roll to hand me another from under the sink #ThanksGeorge

Marx - Beyond Modern

@Marx_BYNDMDRN

Zimmerman crashed through my ceiling once I took the last sheet of TP off the roll to hand me another from under the sink #ThanksGeorge

After careful review of bedroom surveillance footage he'd recorded of me, GZ noticed my sleep deprivation&aided me w/ketamine #ThanksGeorge

secrets

@satchgod

After careful review of bedroom surveillance footage he'd recorded of me, GZ noticed my sleep deprivation&aided me w/ketamine #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman said i looked suspicious in my outfit so he took me shopping #thanksgeorge

Baeowulf

@lylesknowsbest

Zimmerman said i looked suspicious in my outfit so he took me shopping #thanksgeorge

George Zimmerman is reportedly at the border handing out bottles of water to weary Latino travelers. #ThanksGeorge

Lawrence of Suburbia

@iamtjones

George Zimmerman is reportedly at the border handing out bottles of water to weary Latino travelers. #ThanksGeorge

The doctor who delivering the #RoyalBaby passed out. Thankfully, Zimmerman swooped in and delivered the crown prince: #ThanksGeorge

Atchka!

@atchka

The doctor who delivering the #RoyalBaby passed out. Thankfully, Zimmerman swooped in and delivered the crown prince: #ThanksGeorge

I saw Zimmerman backflip through a window and hand this girl an iphone charger after she complained her phone was on 2%. #ThanksGeorge

[Jon]athan Avery

@j_avery

I saw Zimmerman backflip through a window and hand this girl an iphone charger after she complained her phone was on 2%. #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman solved every single one of Jay Z's 99 Problems. #ThanksGeorge

York Whitaker

@YorkWhitaker

Zimmerman solved every single one of Jay Z's 99 Problems. #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman went through my calendar and left little notes reminding me of all my family member's birthdays. So thoughtful. #ThanksGeorge

O is for Obfuscation

@RantingOwl

Zimmerman went through my calendar and left little notes reminding me of all my family member's birthdays. So thoughtful. #ThanksGeorge

GZ bicycle-kicked through my window & turned out the light out for me when I forgot & had already got comfortable in my bed. #ThanksGeorge

John Wilson III

@LIFEavantgarde

GZ bicycle-kicked through my window & turned out the light out for me when I forgot & had already got comfortable in my bed. #ThanksGeorge

Got drunk last night and tried to send out texts but Zimmerman roundhouse kicked my phone out of my hand #ThanksGeorge

Ziggy

@ZiggyOfAk

Got drunk last night and tried to send out texts but Zimmerman roundhouse kicked my phone out of my hand #ThanksGeorge

Zimmerman bought 1,000 tickets for the Jacksonville Jaguars home opener just to avoid a television black out. #ThanksGeorge

Paul Conrad

@Paul_Conrad

Zimmerman bought 1,000 tickets for the Jacksonville Jaguars home opener just to avoid a television black out. #ThanksGeorge

The heroic tinge to the tweets may have to do with the ABC News report that said he “emerged from hiding” and “pulled an individual from a truck that had rolled over.” The local sheriff's office says there were two parents and two children.

Adrian Carrasquillo is the White House correspondent for BuzzFeed News and is based in Washington, DC.

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