1. Have you ever said to yourself, “Self, I wish there were more things in the world needlessly made out of chicken?”
Of course you have.
2. Well you’re in luck, because KFC just introduced the chicken corsage to the world for all your formal event needs.
3. With your order, you’re given a $5 KFC gift certificate so that you can buy your own chicken and affix it to the corsage yourself.
Kind of takes some of the glamour away, if you ask me.
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