21 Horses That Should Be In This Year’s Kentucky Derby

Move over, Seabiscuit.

The Kentucky Derby starts on Saturday, and Twitter had some ideas on how to diversify this year’s horse roster, if you catch my drift.

Suggested horses were tweeted via the #BlackDerbyHorseNames hashtag.

1. Pony Poni Poné

Mark Cornelison/Lexington Herald-Leader / MCT

via @firefire100

2. Aww Sookie Sookie Nah

Jillian Patterson/Jillian Patterson

via @seelolago

3. Stop Slamming My Goddamn Screen Door

XiFotos/XiFotos

via @blowticious

4. For The 99 And The 2000

Kenan Olgun/Kenan Olgun

via @Charles270

5. What Had Happened Was

Bradley_1989/Bradley_1989

via @sumwhereSTUCK

6. I Woke Up Like This (left), ***Preakness (right)

robertiez/robertiez

via @SmanginIt

7. She Think She Cute

u_t_a/u_t_a

via @bmcp

8. Bye Felicia

Stringer / Reuters

via @A_Pattycake

9. Who You Finna Try

kraftaverk1/kraftaverk1

via @StacyNYCDC

10. It Is What It Is

justinecottonphotography/justinecottonphotography

via @awwrote

11. I Wish You Would

Lenorlux/Lenorlux

via @elektrickgypsy

12. Smarten Up Nas

TatanHerrera/TatanHerrera

via @heezmagnif

13. This Could Be Us But You Playin

Esam Omran Al-Fetori / Reuters

via @vinabean

14. Bout It Bout It

mandj98/mandj98

via @justjerdi

15. McDonald’s Money

virgonira/virgonira

via @BoyAndPiano

16. Who Made The Potato Salad

fotokostic/fotokostic

via @ReaganGomez

17. That’s My Bae

Stringer / Reuters

via @jimiscott03

18. Long Hair Don’t Care

mandj98/mandj98

via @MistaElliott

19. Play Cousin

Mark Cornelison/Lexington Herald-Leader / MCT

via @tenfigures

20. Neigh Neigh

ekina/ekina

via @mrgartrelle

21. Back That Thang Up (left)

ekina/ekina

via @bmcp

Comedian Cerrome Russell called a “live” race featuring some of these horse names and others. (Warning: explicit language.)

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