This Parody Twitter Account Uses Dark Humor To Mock Rural India's Regressive Justice System

"Is it better to have loved and lost your legs than never to have loved at all?" —@KhapPanchayat

The alleged gang rape of a 20-year-old Indian woman on orders of the village elders has brought into focus India's often regressive system of rural justice meted out by unelected, all-male councils.

Indian village councils, known as "salisha sabha" in West Bengal and as "khap panchayats" in other parts of India, comprise of unelected male members from the same "gotra" or subsect of a caste.

For centuries, these all-male councils have been settling disputes and controlling daily life in hundreds of villages by dictating their own brand of social justice, which is rooted in a deeply conservative and patriarchal society.

When they're not reportedly ordering women to be gang raped, these village councils have encouraged honor killings of couples who fall in love against their family's wishes or outside their religion; they have called for bans on same-subcaste and same-village marriages, and their solutions to curb rapes have included banning cell phones and jeans for women, pushing for early marriage for girls, and ordering rape victims to marry their accused rapists.

@KhapPanchayat is a parody Twitter account started by Tushar Sharma, a twenty-something IT student from Haryana, a state where khaps dominate in villages.

Sharma uses dark humor and pop culture references to offer a scathing commentary on the khaps' brand of regressive justice.

The tweets touch upon honor killings and the khaps' views on education, women's rights, and other conservative codes of conduct.

While the tweets could be perceived as offensive and subversive, Sharma's mockery of India's village councils offer a disturbing, and at times, painfully reflective view of the country's rural justice system.

Translations:

Khap - Village council

Gotra - Subcaste

Khet - Farmland

On the khaps' endorsement of honor killings.

People in our village do fall in love. Usually off a cliff. #ifyaknowwhatwemeanlolz

If you truly love someone, let them go. If they come back, they were always yours. If they don't, we probably killed them. Lolz.

Top 10 Gotras That Will Get You Killed #KhapFeed

They were in love ~ planning to get hitched ~ we found out about it ~ now he lies in a ditch #micropoetry

Is it better to have loved and lost your legs than never to have loved at all?

In Deepak Chopra's language, the manifestation of love in your aortic pump may lead to your quintessential demise in our village.

Tucked in a small space, they were sharing the warmth of their bodies in the wintry night. They were in the trunk of our car #50ShadesOfKhet

She wanted me to take her from behind. So we ran through the rear door of her home before the khap members caught us. #50ShadesOfKhet

On the khaps' views on education.

Why is India wasting so much money on this Mars mission when the money can be used to buy bulldozers for co-ed schools?

She looked at it and it seemed long and hard. But she couldn't solve the quadratic equation because she never went to school #50ShadesOfKhet

"I've been very naughty. Why don't you teach me a lesson?" "I can't. The khap has banned education for women." #50ShadesOfKhet

On the khaps' push for early marriage for girls.

The iPhone is 7 years old today. 3 more years and it'll be marriageable.

On the khaps' views on women's rights and freedoms.

Ladies, here's our much anticipated guide for safe NYE revelry: Don't go out.

What does the fox say? Nothing. It's a female fox.

A village girl spoke for women's rights by disrupting a Khap meeting. Man, she was on fire. The next day.

Our reaction when someone brings up women's rights in the meeting:

You people have "that's what she said". In our village, we have "that's why she's dead".

In our village, it's raining men, hallelujah, it's raining men. No seriously, have you seen our sex ratio?

On the khaps' imposing dress codes for women.

Behind every successful man is a woman who dressed appropriately.

"I want you to punish me," she said while biting her lip. So we flogged her in public for wearing jeans. #50ShadesOfKhet

Very excited about our year end meeting where we'll discuss our failures and blame them all on short skirts.

On the khaps' outdated mores.

A teen walks into a bar. We beat him up. The bar is a set-up by us to test the morality of village teenagers.

On khaps' being compared to extremist groups and oppressive countries.

Take you by the neck and we'll know you Beat you till you're numb and we'll show you All the moves like Qaeda We've got the moves like Qaeda

.@SaudiArabia plz plz plz RT. it's our member's b'day today. it will make our day. we are very big fans of how you oppress women.

On the khaps' intolerance of inter-caste and interfaith marriages.

How many inter caste couples does it take to change a light bulb? Trick question. Dead people can't change light bulbs.

Launching a new TV show about a christian boy named Brad from our village who falls for a hindu girl. Breaking Brad. Lolz.

We'll make you a marriage offer you can't refuse. But that's because you're tied to a tree with a gun to your head. Lolz.

If this Temple Run isn't about a couple running away from us midway through their wedding ceremony then we are not playing it.

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