The 19 Weirdest Craigslist Ads Of 2013

Where can one get a stranger’s belly button lint, you ask? There’s a chance not all of these are genuine.

1. Canoe-rowing dwarf.

ID: 2101517

2. Jobs seeker.

ID: 2101886

3. An older man for Valentine’s Day.

ID: 2123614

4. Room for rent: The cupboard under the stairs.

The ad said: “Great private room in a three bedroom apartment.”

ID: 2124003

5. “Hot, discrete shovel and go” fantasy.

ID: 2123597

6. Who needs a kitchen?


Rent is $600 to live in this L.A. house that “IS LIVABLE FOR NOW.” The ad says the bathroom is almost remodeled.

It does not mention the toilet in the living room.

ID: 2124232

7. Belly button lint: A collector’s dream.

ID: 2124039

8. Human-size hamster wheel.

ID: 2124135

9. Extremely “long tongue females.”

ID: 2125668

10. Live party ducks.

ID: 2124193

11. Table of solid wood.

ID: 2125676

12. This.

ID: 2124212

13. Comic Con missed connection.

ID: 2125712

14. Prison pen-pal.

ID: 2125718

15. Shitty first date.

ID: 2123449

16. “Wake up with makeup with natural looking permanent makeup.”

ID: 2125725

18. Good times with Peanut.

ID: 2125726

19. Anonymous impregnator of ladies.

ID: 2125727

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