• Omegle

    Tech Buzz This site lets you anonymously chat to strangers. Surprise, it's mixed bag! Alternate between race-baiting fans of the caps lock to loling juveniles who want to know your a/s/l? It's like hopping in a time machine and getting a lobotomy at the same time.

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  • You: hey(:
    Stranger: helooooo
    Stranger: where r u from?
    You: wow…couldnt spell out the whole damn word?
    You: one letter is just enough LOL
    You: VERY ambitious of you :D
    Stranger: clues plz…
    You: nice spelling too ;)
    You: one of your many talents
    Stranger: r u mad!!
    You: pshh of course not, some people just cant take a mother effin hint(:
    You: but what can ya do?
    Stranger: i guesss i am not tht smart
    You: and i could totally tell you were asking a question
    You: not shit sherlock xD
    Stranger: what a perfect mismatched conversation!!
    You: wtf r u talking about?
    You: !!!
    You: see!! i can do it too!!!
    You: i m so kewll
    You: :)
    Stranger: u really think so
    Stranger: i doubt!!
    You: umm i really dont think so
    You: thats why i dont talk dumbass
    You: :D
    Stranger: ok then bye….
    You: love yass
    You: c 2 l8r
    You: <33
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Sup
    You: do you like setting fire to the handicapped?
    Stranger: Totally
    You: what about cutting the elderly slowly until they die?
    Stranger: Uh …
    Stranger: Cool I guess …
    You: do you like to eat live kittens?
    Stranger: Nope Im a kitten lover
    Stranger: But dogs i do
    You: oh so puppies?
    Stranger: Yep
    You: hmm interesting
    Stranger: very
    You: do you like to pull babies limb from limb?
    Stranger: Uh … yeah I do it all the time with my friend?
    You: then do you beat new born pandas with the limbs?
    Stranger: UH …. yes very much
    Stranger: O >O  You: do you like eating childrens eyeballs?
    Stranger: Only with mayo
    You: what is your views on the “emo” fad?
    Stranger: UH … Im an optimistic person
    Stranger: So …
    You: hmm interesting indeed
    You: do like pie?
    Stranger: No only like ….
    Stranger: Maybe pumkin
    Stranger: But
    Stranger: Thats still kind of nasty to me
    Stranger: Omg
    Stranger: Enter already
    You: do you dream about raping the mentally retarded while their family members watch but they are behind bullet proof glass rendering them defensless against your raping but you have a speaker to hear their cries and pleads for you to stop?
    Stranger: Um … thats just so fucking creepy Ive been playing around but thats too far.
    Stranger: Im gonna disconnect and show this crap to my sister kay BAI
    You: hmmm so you do not?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected. haha i love fucking with people on this website

    NoahDFA
    2 months ago
  • iMeetzu is better, doesn't have the annoying spam bots that are ravaging Omegle now. Plus, iMeetzu also has image sending capabilities along with smilies. It's a win win.

    Eric F
    5 months ago
  • Tom R.
    5 months ago
  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    A word of advice: “asl” is boring. Please find something more interesting to talk about!
    You: Hello
    You: You can call me “The Black Man”
    Stranger: ok
    You: Wha's crackin' little nigga
    Stranger: nuttin much chillin wit my gang
    Stranger: we the baddist shit around
    You: Yeah? Think so fool? Best be Latin Kings otherwise you be frontin' on some unfriendly territory
    Stranger: i aint fronting my gang is big ass hell
    Stranger: we got the best weapons to
    You: What ya'll call yoselves?
    Stranger: everryone knos us aint nobody mess wit us
    Stranger: we called the NYPD
    You: bah
    You: LK Kick those NYPD in the kooter
    You: Ya'll best believe
    Stranger: no man we got SWAT to back us up
    You: Pshh
    Stranger: and if things get serious AIR FORCE BITCH
    You: SWAT has had their vagina's showin' since 1999
    You: Those damned AF fools can't hit shit with them high and mighty planes an' shit
    Stranger: lets not forget who got all da territory
    You: Pshh Boii You don't know who you messin wit
    Stranger: i mess wit yo moms
    You: OH HELL NAW
    Stranger: thats right i said it
    You: BEST BACK THE FUCK UP NIGGA
    Stranger: na man u already kno nigga ima stop
    Stranger: we cool lets not have gang wars
    You: Okay
    You: I love you.
    Stranger: i love you 2 man
    You: cool
    You: Hey, take it easy brotha
    You: Gotta fly
    You: peace
    Stranger: ight man

    Dan S.
    7 months ago
  • Stranger: hi
    You: You can call me the black man
    Stranger: hha why
    Stranger: ?
    You: We can do it on stage @ the Ludacris concert
    You: cuz ya know it got sold out
    Stranger: haha
    Stranger: are u black ?
    Stranger: ii love black people i'm
    Stranger: white
    Stranger: :(
    You: I'm arabic. Close enough
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Dan S.
    7 months ago
  • I found another site like omegle, but cooler. It has photo sharing too and it promises to have video and location sharing soon! www.iddin.com .. i think it`s nicer.

    Bondu R.
    9 months ago
  • upload your chats to mobozo.com - they have some hilarious ones posted already. this should get interesting!

    Evan D.
    9 months ago
  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Heloooooooooo
    Stranger: omg my ass just got hypnotoded
    Stranger: hi!
    You: yeh i did that to my ass once!!
    Stranger: :o
    Stranger: FUCk YEAH!
    Stranger: you hypnotoad ur ass?
    You: It's becoming more frequent
    You: yeh who doesn't
    Stranger: ok it's like a trend?
    You: it's all the rage
    Stranger: i haven't done it yet
    You: well get going man
    Stranger: how do i hypnotize my anus???
    You: face it near a naked flame and let it stare into it until it falls asleep
    Stranger: does it involve mirrors?
    You: then command it to do something
    You: Not the way i do it
    Stranger: ok awesome
    You: lol
    Stranger: so what can u make ur ass do?
    Stranger: like trick wise and stuff
    You: i can make it fart!!!!
    Stranger: omg no :o
    You: i can abc in farts
    Stranger: wow just by hypnosis of anus?
    You: seriously awesome stuff
    Stranger: yeah man that rules
    You: just by hypnosis….gotta try it sometime
    Stranger: i should get right away getting my anus hypnotized
    Stranger: yeah thanks man
    You: go for it….be crazy
    Stranger: maby i'll hypnotise ur ass some day
    You: maybe?
    Stranger: i'd go all out
    You: like?
    Stranger: no i just know it
    Stranger: i'll totally make ur ass do some crazy shit
    You: lol yeh a nght with a curry already make it do crazy shits
    You: lol
    Stranger: hahahahaha X-p
    Stranger: ok anus u later
    You: but seriously man elaborate on how my ass will be famously hypnotized
    Stranger: i will
    Stranger: i'll study it
    You: hmmmmmm
    You: carry on
    Stranger: u 2
    Stranger: cya
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.
    or send us feedback.

    sally
    10 months ago
  • Connecting to server…
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: Are you a computer?
    Stranger: We can all be a computer, sometimes.
    Stranger: bn
    You: Hmm. Intriguing, stranger. Very intriguing.
    Stranger: clowns don't eat computers
    You: True, they do not.
    You: Except of course for the clowns that do eat computers.
    Stranger: then those computers don't sleep very well
    Stranger: what with the fear that clowns will eat them
    You: Well, you wouldn't sleep very well either if clowns were trying to eat you.
    You: Great minds think alike
    Stranger: what are laws?
    You: I'm pretty sure laws are all made up.
    Stranger: wrong
    Stranger: they are legal
    Stranger: laws are legal
    You: Hmm. Touché.
    Stranger: ever sucked a cawk before
    You: What is the meaning of life, stranger?
    Stranger: 42
    Stranger: next.
    Stranger: beefy
    You: Correct. And, no, to your previous question.
    You: I've never sucked COCK either.
    Stranger: what is e^(pi*i)
    You: 7?
    Stranger: no
    Stranger: -1
    Stranger: (ya really)
    You: Aw, damn.
    Stranger: better yet
    You: What is better yet?
    Stranger: 1 + e^(pi*i) = 0
    Stranger: uses every single important math thing ever
    You: I'm starting to think that you are a computer, stranger.
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Cornell C.
    10 months ago
  • Connecting to server…
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: girl?
    You: sorry
    Stranger: FUCK
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Joseph
    10 months ago
  • I'd love to listen in the conversations. Would be really great fun.

    Solidified Batman
    10 months ago
  • Georgia M.   Omegle about 10 months ago
  • Connecting to server…
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: Hey michelle
    You: Hey John
    Stranger: fuck
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Adam M.
    10 months ago
  • Adam M.   Omegle and thinks it’s LOL about 10 months ago
  • sonda_energon   Omegle and thinks it’s Geeky about 10 months ago
  • tomiswalkingonfifthavenue   Omegle about 10 months ago
  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: buenas noches
    Stranger: white power
    You: aye de mi
    Stranger: fuck you spick
    You: donde esta la zapataria
    You: ?
    Stranger: i dont speak spanish you stupid spick
    Stranger: i speak english
    You: tu madre es gorda?
    Stranger: wetback fag
    You: changa tu madre?
    Stranger: SUCK MY BALLS
    Stranger: SUCK MY BALLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLS
    You: your madre sucks your balls?
    Stranger: stupid ass mexican
    Stranger: no your mom does pussy
    Stranger: go get cut my grass
    Stranger: spick
    You: c'mon, that's not being culturally sensitive.
    You: we're all part of one big multicultural rainbow
    Stranger: i dont give a SHIT
    Stranger: not in america
    Stranger: you piece of fuck
    Stranger: go back to mexico
    Stranger: and die there
    Stranger: spick
    You: for example, i'm sure your mother has done some experimenting w/ other races and cultures.
    You: who knows? you could be half mexican yourself.
    Stranger: nope im not spick
    You: no, of course not, just half
    Stranger: i wish i could kick your ass right fuckin now
    Stranger: ill kill you and your 20 brown brothers and sisters
    You: zzzzz………
    Stranger: gtfo
    Stranger: right now pussy
    Stranger: or ill come find yoiu
    You: zzzzz………
    Stranger: zzzz…….
    Stranger: zzzzzz………..
    Stranger: what a fuckin pussy
    Stranger: spick
    You: have you ever heard of a columbian necktie?
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    john phillips
    10 months ago
  • Can someone let me know how bad slash good it is to be obsessed with this? Because I think I am.

    John Winskowicz
    Viral 50 10 months ago
  • Fee   Omegle and thinks it’s Geeky about 10 months ago
  • Connecting to server…
    Looking for someone you can chat with. Hang on.
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    You: What smells like blue?
    Stranger: i bet its france
    You: Correct!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Fee
    10 months ago
  • Now they're yelling at me!!!

  • I guess he didn't like my answer.

  • Connecting to server…
    You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
    Stranger: WILD ABRA APPEARED!
    You: GO PICHU!
    Stranger: ABRA USED TELEPORT!
    You: WILD ABRA GOT AWAY!
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Kid Paragon
    10 months ago
  • You: hello
    Stranger: hi
    Stranger: we are weird people
    You: i mean
    You: i guess
    Your conversational partner has disconnected.

    Kid Paragon
    10 months ago

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