1. Imgur user MikePayne points out that Dubya had a weird fascination with bald men’s heads.
3. “Okay Mr. President, if you insist ha ha, okay, please stop.”
4. “Its nice to meet your President Bu—oh, okay, yeah, you can touch my head.”
10. “This is an A+ dome, right here. And I’d know, I’ve touched a few in my day.”
14. “That’s some good imitation turkey scalp right there, I tell you what.”
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