1. Imgur user MikePayne points out that Dubya had a weird fascination with bald men’s heads.
4. “Its nice to meet your President Bu—oh, okay, yeah, you can touch my head.”
10. “This is an A+ dome, right here. And I’d know, I’ve touched a few in my day.”
14. “That’s some good imitation turkey scalp right there, I tell you what.”
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