well, I can't think of anything good to say because her earings obviously cost more than I made all last year.
Oh well. I suppose that puts me on the 'not-in-the-same-league list.
(what? There's a list?)

She's got a lot going for her…she's prettier, she's got to be smarter, she hasn't starred in any Hollywood movies nominated for a Razzie, and she hasn't done time in rich bitch prison.

Any chance we could see the two of them fight?

FIRST!