“I understand, Vladimir. I will transmit this information to Barack.”
“One more thing, Joe: You need to start a twitter. Don’t give me that look.”
“One billion dollars for free photo filters. As you can see, Mr. President, it makes perfect sense.”
Helen—in the light blue track suit—was only off by 90 degrees.
U.S. Ambassador to China Gary Locke (midframe): “Secrets secrets are no fun.”
“Okay kids, let’s pretend you’re all Democratic legislators and I’m The Public Option. RAAAHR!”
On triple dates, David Cameron and Marvin Nicholson are no help at all.
“…and over here is Pete Souza, my personal photographer. As you can see, uh, his fly is unzipped.”
Natasha did not put much stock in her KGB clandestine surveillance training. Not much stock at all.
South Front of the White House Attends a Flashy Bat Mitzvah, a classic of Thomas Kinkade’s surrealist period, was not well received in his galleries in the South and Midwest.
“Yeah, the lights are out but the phone still works… What? No, I won’t hold.”
“Nope, they’re still off. Is there something else you can try?”
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