Entomologists recently went on Twitter to describe what it's like to live with bugs. Here's what what we learned:
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Your kitchen will look like a magical RAINFOREST.
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If anyone rummages through your underwear drawer, they'll discover a pleasant surprise.
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Sleeping next to fire ants will be totally normal and awesome.
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And your freezer will not just be a boring storage area for food.
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That's because it will will turn into a science lab filled with all sorts of surprises.
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In fact, you won't be scared of bugs getting into your food anymore.
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Because you'll get to witness wondrous things by accident.
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You'll never truly be alone in your selfies.
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And your kids will be badasses who are not afraid of ANYTHING.
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That's because you'll start them off young. Really young.
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And you'll teach them valuable lessons.
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In fact, you'll frequently express your love in unconventional ways.
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And mosquitos will even help you get laid.
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And you'll fall in love with bees.
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Jesus himself will even start to look like a bee after a while.
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In fact, things like this suddenly look very cute instead of very creepy.
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Because you'll realize many bugs are harmless, important, and totally awesome creatures.