• 1. #imtheskinnywhitejewishone

  • 2. #feelbetternowjackass

  • 3. #ilovehowcrazyimakethem

  • 4. #noneofthebigwords

  • 5. #crossplatformsuckingupbyme

  • 6. #stillloyaltovinyl

  • 7. #jewfropicincluded

  • 8. #pulitzerbaby

  • 9. #andicanrunreallyfast

  • 10. #andimamasochist

  • 11. #wrinkledupoldfool

  • 12. #horsehackisjealous

  • 13. #ibetterusereallysmallwords

  • 14. #thinklocalversionofMTPwithoutadsforboeing

  • 15. #dangersoflettingmynephewplaywithmyphone