1. Steve Ballmer loves to get crazy on stage. Here’s his most famous.
2. Remember when Windows was $99?
3. Remember, Ballmer is a salesperson. Here he is selling Windows XP.
4. Then Steve was obsessed with developers, developers, developers — and also sweating profusely
5. Here’s Ballmer in a commercial about the Internet, of all things
6. And dancing to What Is Love, because why not
7. And here’s Steve Ballmer giving advice about math and business
8. And, finally, Ballmer getting hit by an egg
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