Tech

20 Horrible Ted Parody Accounts

There are countless Twitter “parody” accounts for the bear at the center of Seth MacFarlane’s Ted. Most of them have more followers than you do. All of them are terrible.

1.

Username: @QuotingJokes
Bio: (This Is A Parody Account & Has No Affiliation With Ted From The Movie) Hilarious and true tweets to retweet!
Followers: 1,340,868

2.

Username: @ITweetTheJokes
Bio: It’s the REAL Ted. And all I do is SMOKE, DRINK and PARTY Hard with bitches. Follow me bitches… oh and this is obviously a parody.
Followers: 67,261

3.

Username: @FurRealTed
Bio: They say laughing increases your life span, follow me to live furever! (I am in no way affiliated with ted from the movie)
Followers: 1,090

4.

Username: @itsrealTED
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody. *PARODY* *ROLEPLAYING*
Followers: 799,146

5.

Username: @RealTEDBitch
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody dumbass. *parody* original fucking ted parody
Followers: 17,449

6.

Username: @TedInRealLife
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody. fuck you thunder! *PARODY* *ROLEPLAYING*
Followers: 288,240

7.

Username: @TedsReal
Bio: I’m Ted & I’m Real Parody Account, in no way affiliated with Ted the Movie. #Ted .
Followers: 68,225

8.

Username: @RealTedAccount
Bio: This is a ted parody account and is not affiliated with ted in anyway.
Followers: 647

9.

Username: @itsfuckingTed
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody. *PARODY* *ROLEPLAYING*
Followers: 27,587

10.

Username: @TedTooReal
Bio: Best tweets on Twitter. Parody. Role playing.
Followers: 7,117

11.

Username: @__RealTed
Bio: N/A
Followers: 723

12.

Username: @TheOfficialTed
Bio: I’m Ted. i’m real.I’m Official. Follow me and Let’s sing the Thunder Song together! (Parody)
Followers: 499,380

13.

Username: @FunnyTruth
Bio: No matter how sad am I,I am still gonna make you laugh. *Parody*(No affiliation with the movie Ted)
Followers: 974,398

14.

Username: @HilariousTed
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is snort, smoke, drink and fuck. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody dumbass.
Followers: 63,764

15.

Username: @RealTed_2012
Bio: Hi guys! As you all know I’m one AWESOMEEE bear :) Love to ALL my fans :) I’m so fuckin’ drunk and stoned right now. Somebody follow me ;)
Followers: 161

16.

Username: @WtfTed
Bio: Laughing makes you live longer. Follow me and you will live forever. (parody)
Followers: 558,668

17.

Username: @iiRealTed
Bio: Im Ted im real and my d*** does all the typing i smoke weed and party all day if you dont like then f*** off. IM A PARODY DUMBSHITS
Followers: 115

18.

Username: @ohitsTED
Bio: I’m ted. I’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party.
Followers: 65,018

19.

Username: @Ted_Humour
Bio: I’m The Real Ted #TeamFollowBack #FollowForFollow
Followers: 1,530

20.

Username: @Hilarious_Dude
Bio: Warning: This Account is too Funny. Leave now or you’ll lose a couple of hours of your life here
Followers: 995,657

Check out more articles on BuzzFeed.com!

More News
Now Buzzing