She's a hoe, she's ugly, she's a bitch, she's this, she's that... but you're the one who dated her.
20 Horrible Ted Parody Accounts
There are countless Twitter “parody” accounts for the bear at the center of Seth MacFarlane’s Ted. Most of them have more followers than you do. All of them are terrible.
I know, right? Now tell your friends!
20 Horrible Ted Parody Accounts
Louis Peitzman
Username: @QuotingJokes
Bio: (This Is A Parody Account & Has No Affiliation With Ted From The Movie) Hilarious and true tweets to retweet!
Followers: 1,340,868
2.
Sometimes the girl who's seems the strongest, is the girl who is hurting the most.
Username: @ITweetTheJokes
Bio: It’s the REAL Ted. And all I do is SMOKE, DRINK and PARTY Hard with bitches. Follow me bitches… oh and this is obviously a parody.
Followers: 67,261
3.
"Dammit I'm Mad" spelled backwards is "Dammit I'm Mad"
Username: @FurRealTed
Bio: They say laughing increases your life span, follow me to live furever! (I am in no way affiliated with ted from the movie)
Followers: 1,090
4.
Our generation will be the WIERDEST grandparents.
Username: @itsrealTED
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody. *PARODY* *ROLEPLAYING*
Followers: 799,146
5.
Texting someone while your half asleep then reading your text in the morning and realizing you made no sense...
Username: @RealTEDBitch
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody dumbass. *parody* original fucking ted parody
Followers: 17,449
6.
best friend .... friend .... end .... en .... enemy
Username: @TedInRealLife
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody. fuck you thunder! *PARODY* *ROLEPLAYING*
Followers: 288,240
7.
Music is WAAAAY better when it's loud. #Ted
Username: @TedsReal
Bio: I’m Ted & I’m Real ! Follow me or I’ll punch you in the face! Parody Account, in no way affiliated with Ted the Movie. #Ted .
Followers: 68,225
8.
Love your parents. We are so busy growing up, we often forget they are also growing old.
Username: @RealTedAccount
Bio: This is a ted parody account and is not affiliated with ted in anyway.
Followers: 647
9.
All I want for Christmas is you....... to get hit by a bus. 😈
Username: @itsfuckingTed
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody. *PARODY* *ROLEPLAYING*
Followers: 27,587
10.
I like how on Fairly Odd Parents, Timmy could wish to end world hunger. But the nigga wishes for ice cream instead.
Username: @TedTooReal
Bio: Best tweets on Twitter. Parody. Role playing.
Followers: 7,117
11.
If I had a dollar for every bobby pin I've lost... I'd be one rich bitch.
Username: @__RealTed
Bio: N/A
Followers: 723
12.
BITCH... I'd kick you in yo vagina but I don't wanna lose my shoe.
Username: @TheOfficialTed
Bio: I’m Ted. i’m real.I’m Official. Follow me and Let’s sing the Thunder Song together! (Parody)
Followers: 499,380
13.
Drama free, worry free. That's the way I wanna be.
Username: @FunnyTruth
Bio: No matter how sad am I,I am still gonna make you laugh. *Parody*(No affiliation with the movie Ted)
Followers: 974,398
14.
Hoes be tweetin "new year, new me" thinking just because its a new year they can hit a reset button nd not be a hoe.
Username: @HilariousTed
Bio: i’m ted. i’m real. and all I do is snort, smoke, drink and fuck. follow me bitches. oh and this is obviously a parody dumbass.
Followers: 63,764
15.
Username: @RealTed_2012
Bio: Hi guys! As you all know I’m one AWESOMEEE bear :) Love to ALL my fans :) I’m so fuckin’ drunk and stoned right now. Somebody follow me ;)
Followers: 161
16.
*alarm*...*snooze*....*alarm*....*snooze*....*alarm*..*checks time*..."Oh shit!"
Username: @WtfTed
Bio: Laughing makes you live longer. Follow me and you will live forever. (parody)
Followers: 558,668
17.
Why do arabian women put a red dot on their foreheads? Helps for better aiming.
Username: @iiRealTed
Bio: Im Ted im real and my d*** does all the typing i smoke weed and party all day if you dont like then f*** off. IM A PARODY DUMBSHITS
Followers: 115
18.
Gay jokes really aren't funny, cum on guys
Username: @ohitsTED
Bio: I’m ted. I’m real. and all I do is smoke, drink and party.
Followers: 65,018
19.
Boobs are proof that men can focus on 2 things at once. #Funny
Username: @Ted_Humour
Bio: I’m The Real Ted #TeamFollowBack #FollowForFollow
Followers: 1,530
20.
If you cheat on me, fuck you. Fuck your sorry. Fuck what we had. Fuck your mind. & Fuck your guilt. Just die hoe.
Username: @Hilarious_Dude
Bio: Warning: This Account is too Funny. Leave now or you’ll lose a couple of hours of your life here
Followers: 995,657
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