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An Ode To Twitter’s Best Crow Parody Account

The laconic @streetcrow has decided to stop tweeting as a bird. He will be missed.

If you weren’t following Streetcrow, you were missing out on one of Twitter’s simplest and most satisfying Twitter accounts. Whether tearing the flesh from tiny rodents or preening followers, he tweeted with grace and nobility.

2. Mostly he just let us know what he was up to.


Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Rotate. Caw caw caw caw caw caw— Streetcrow


Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly. Parking lot. Murder— Streetcrow


Skull. Peck at eye sockets. Look inside— Streetcrow

5. Often he was timely.


Disco ball. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob. Slide. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob #RIPDonnaSummer— Streetcrow

Rat. Peanut. French fry. Coconut bun. Rat #5ThingsOnMyChristmasList

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Rat. Peanut. French fry. Coconut bun. Rat #5ThingsOnMyChristmasList— Streetcrow

Mimic @IKEAmonkey http://t.co/NFW4M9W8

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Mimic @IKEAmonkey http://t.co/NFW4M9W8— Streetcrow

9. Sometimes he got political.

Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote. Obama

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote. Obama— Streetcrow

Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace. Stare #election2012

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace. Stare #election2012— Streetcrow

Curb. Avoid discarded Romney

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Curb. Avoid discarded Romney— Streetcrow

12. He celebrated the holidays.

Nudge closet door. Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly #NationalComingOutDay

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Nudge closet door. Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly #NationalComingOutDay— Streetcrow

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Take off #happycanadaday

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Take off #happycanadaday— Streetcrow

Raid nest. Nab baby sparrow. Stab stab stab stab stab #happymothersday

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Raid nest. Nab baby sparrow. Stab stab stab stab stab #happymothersday— Streetcrow

15. He participated in Twitter trends and hashtag games.

Caw caw caw #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Caw caw caw #ThreeWordsYouWillNeverHearObamaSay— Streetcrow

Caw. Fly. Hunt. Peck. Preen. Stare. Ruffle. Murder. Poo. Sleep #10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Caw. Fly. Hunt. Peck. Preen. Stare. Ruffle. Murder. Poo. Sleep #10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie— Streetcrow

Caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw #haiku

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw #haiku— Streetcrow

18. Above all, he was always wonderful and weird.

Murder. Share dead deer

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Murder. Share dead deer— Streetcrow

Koi pond. Plot. Scheme

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Koi pond. Plot. Scheme— Streetcrow

Parking lot. Grab discarded calamari

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Parking lot. Grab discarded calamari— Streetcrow

21. And deep.

Think

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Think— Streetcrow

Dream

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Dream— Streetcrow

Be

— streetcrow (@Streetcrow)

Be— Streetcrow

Fly proud, gentle Streetcrow, and enjoy life’s greener pastures (anywhere that isn’t Twitter).

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Louis Peitzman is a senior entertainment editor for BuzzFeed News and is based in Los Angeles. Peitzman writes about and reports on the television industry.
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