An Ode To Twitter’s Best Crow Parody Account

The laconic @streetcrow has decided to stop tweeting as a bird. He will be missed. posted on

If you weren’t following Streetcrow, you were missing out on one of Twitter’s simplest and most satisfying Twitter accounts. Whether tearing the flesh from tiny rodents or preening followers, he tweeted with grace and nobility.

2. Mostly he just let us know what he was up to.

Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Rotate. Caw caw caw caw caw caw

Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly. Parking lot. Murder

5. Often he was timely.

Disco ball. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob. Slide. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob #RIPDonnaSummer" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23RIPDonnaSummer">#RIPDonnaSummer

Rat. Peanut. French fry. Coconut bun. Rat #5ThingsOnMyChristmasList" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%235ThingsOnMyChristmasList">#5ThingsOnMyChristmasList

Mimic @IKEAmonkey" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/IKEAmonkey">@IKEAmonkey pic.twitter.com/NFW4M9W8" target="_blank">http://t.co/NFW4M9W8">pic.twitter.com/NFW4M9W8

9. Sometimes he got political.

Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote. Obama

Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace. Stare #election2012" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23election2012">#election2012

12. He celebrated the holidays.

Nudge closet door. Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly #NationalComingOutDay" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23NationalComingOutDay">#NationalComingOutDay

Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Take off #happycanadaday" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23happycanadaday">#happycanadaday

Raid nest. Nab baby sparrow. Stab stab stab stab stab #happymothersday" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23happymothersday">#happymothersday

15. He participated in Twitter trends and hashtag games.

Caw. Fly. Hunt. Peck. Preen. Stare. Ruffle. Murder. Poo. Sleep #10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%2310ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie">#10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie

Caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw #haiku" target="_blank">http://twitter.com/search?q=%23haiku">#haiku

18. Above all, he was always wonderful and weird.

Fly proud, gentle Streetcrow, and enjoy life’s greener pastures (anywhere that isn’t Twitter).

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