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An Ode To Twitter’s Best Crow Parody Account
The laconic @streetcrow has decided to stop tweeting as a bird. He will be missed.
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An Ode To Twitter's Best Crow Parody A...
Louis Peitzman
If you weren’t following Streetcrow, you were missing out on one of Twitter’s simplest and most satisfying Twitter accounts. Whether tearing the flesh from tiny rodents or preening followers, he tweeted with grace and nobility.
2. Mostly he just let us know what he was up to.
Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly. Parking lot. Murder
Skull. Peck at eye sockets. Look inside
5. Often he was timely.
Disco ball. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob bob. Slide. Bob bob bob bob bob bob bob #RIPDonnaSummer
Rat. Peanut. French fry. Coconut bun. Rat #5ThingsOnMyChristmasList
Source: @streetcrow
9. Sometimes he got political.
Vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote vote. Obama
Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace pace. Turn. Pace pace pace pace. Stare #election2012
Curb. Avoid discarded Romney
12. He celebrated the holidays.
Nudge closet door. Fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly fly #NationalComingOutDay
Eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh eh. Take off #happycanadaday
Raid nest. Nab baby sparrow. Stab stab stab stab stab #happymothersday
15. He participated in Twitter trends and hashtag games.
Caw. Fly. Hunt. Peck. Preen. Stare. Ruffle. Murder. Poo. Sleep #10ThingsIMustDoBeforeIDie
Caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw caw caw. Caw caw caw caw caw #haiku
18. Above all, he was always wonderful and weird.
Murder. Share dead deer
Koi pond. Plot. Scheme
Parking lot. Grab discarded calamari
21. And deep.
Think
Dream
Fly proud, gentle Streetcrow, and enjoy life’s greener pastures (anywhere that isn’t Twitter).
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