The 50 Worst Things On The Internet In 2012 [NSFW]

We spent 2012 scouring the Internet for the worst possible things. This is it. Serious NSFW warning. posted on

Here at BuzzFeed HQ, editors Cates Holderness, Ryan Broderick, and I have an ongoing competition to gross each other out by IMing and emailing each other links of terrible, horrible, very bad things we come across on our travels along the Internet.

What quailifes as “worst” isn’t necessarily the grossest — there’s a certainly a lot of nudity involved, but it’s typically in cartoon form. Sometimes it’s a link to a messageboard thread or snippet of text. It’s like classic definition of obscenity: you know it when you see it (in this case, it’s pretty much all obscene material, so…)

We’ve compiled a list of our favorite worst things to share with you. This is what we’re looking at all day, we hope you like it. Sorry to our moms.

NSFW WARNING. Most actual human nudity (but not fluids) is blurred; cartoon/animal is not blurred.

SERIOUSLY, SERIOUSLY NSFW. YOU CAN NOT UNSEE WHAT YOU WILL SEE BELOW.

50. An Adult Baby/Diaper Lover’s profile on OKCupid

49. An anime character photoshopped onto a sonogram

48. This guy have a freakout while playing Magic the Gathering

Full video here

47. A rage comic where a Brony dumps his girfriend because she doesn’t approve of My Little Pony:

45. The r/seduction Pick-Up artist forums

44. A furry with really bad farts

43. A cheesy PDF swuimsuit calendar for autism awareness charity

42. Sexy lady on a horse

41. Otherkin on Tumblr who is upset a stranger called her a human

40. This kid’s high-production value song about summer

Katie: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_YW3u1n40Y8&feature=player_embedded#!
Cates: awesomest kid or AWESOMEST KID?
5 minutes
Katie: WORST KID
Cates: duuude
that’s my jam

39. Echidna penis:

38. A giraffe humping a donkey

37. A tortoise ejaculating

36. “No more Mr. Nice Guy” forums

35. A really bad furry comic

34. The brony sex toy

33. Photo Mug of a woman having computer diagnostics of her lung functions

32. A woman who named her baby “Hashtag”

31. A brony who named her baby “Pinkamena” after one of the My Little Ponies

30. Sonic, Rainbow Dash, Pan, and the Twin Towers

29. Sonic the Hedgehog erotica

28. A video of a walrus sucking his own dick

27. Star Trek “slash” fan fiction sold on eBay

26. This Redditor who accidentally sprayed mousse in her vagina

25. A rap from a guy in a Tails costume about being a cat

24. My Little Pony photoshopped into this photo of Richard Nixon

23. PUA.txt Twitter - snippets of text from pick-up artist messageboards

22. Video of an underwater duck penis erection

21. The subreddit r/hotamputees

Katie: OMG
http://www.reddit.com/r/hotamputees

[A bunch of yelling out loud ensued]

20. A comic about father-son incest between two lions

19. Guy inside an inflatable killer whale suit

18. A shark with an erection

17. Frowny fellatio girl

16. Garfield and friends visiting a strip club

15. Sexy Jet Blue jet

14. Tumblr post about a fear of castration related to a Bugs Bunny doll


Love of Buster Bunny, and the fear of castration:

It’s so cool watching Tiny Toon Adventures again. Buster Bunny was one the first cartoon animals that I became utterly obsessed with. Excuse crummy quality.
When I was about 11 years old I’d tape and watch the show. If I saw something that looked good (like Buster in a cute pose or something) then I’d pause the tape and go through it frame by frame.

One day I saw in a shop window, a stuffed Buster Bunny, and I begged my mom to get it for me. She did, and I was so emotional over getting him that I actually cried.
At night I used to put my dick between his legs and just squeeze. I was only 11 at the time, and I didn’t know about sex or masturbation. I had no idea what I was doing. All I knew is that it felt really good, and doing that with him made me form a very close bond with him.

Throughout much of my childhood I lived in fear because of very strict (although well-meaning) parents. I looked so forward to my nights with Buster because he was the only person that I didn’t have to be afraid of. Plus he’s hot! What we did at night was our little secret. I feared that if my parents discovered what I was doing with him that they’d cut off my penis and take Buster away.

That might sound irrational, but when you’re a small, naive child in a very strict home, it’s something that you think could happen.

So I grew extremely close to Buster. I loved him then and I still do now.

13. A transgendered man asks how to be a Men’s Rights activist on Reddit

12. Message thread of bronies who have peed on imaginary projections called “tulpas” of My Little Ponies

11. Obama as the ultimate Redditor

10. A pinecone in a foreskin

Katie: hey ryan
Ryan: hey hey
Katie: check this out
http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4ygrjQny11rnqa1a.gif
Ryan: NO
NO
NO
NO
NO
Katie: heh heh

9. James Holmes Tumblr fandom

Ryan discovered the “Holmesies” Tumblr tag - fans of the Aurora, CO movie theatre shooter James Holmes.

8. Erotic fan fiction of James Holmes+BuzzFeed’s Ryan Broderick written by a “Holmsie”

The Holmesies were furious at Ryan after he wrote about them on BuzzFeed. Cates and I went into their IRC chatroom posing as sympathetic fellow “holmsies” and encouraged them to write fan fic of James Holmes having sex with Ryan.

They delivered.

7. Sonic the Hedghog and Dora the Explorer role-playing Twitter accounts

Disappresh this non-canon role-play. Dora and Sonic shouldn’t be in the same worlds, duh.

6. Drawing of a man calling cops because there’s a “werewolf” with an airpump up its ass

5. Lauren Conrad’s book murdering craft project

Cates discovered this abomination. Lauren Conrad suggests a craft project where you cut off the spines of real books, glue them onto a plain box, then use that as a decorative box on your shelf. Instead of just, you know, reading the books.

4. 3D graphic of a troll having sex with a human

3. The subreddit dedicated to photos of ejaculate on anime figurines

[loud yelling in the office occured]

2. The famous Reddit “cumbox”

In a Reddit thread about revealing your deeping secrets, someone admitted to having kept their ejaculate in a shoebox for 2 years. Eventually, in shame, they attempted to set the box on fire, but it wouldn’t burn. The post became incredibly popular, with over 6 million views on the images.

1. Update to the cumbox a few months later, after mold has started to grow

The Redditor updated his original notorious post to reveal that his cumbox has “given life”.

This is The Worst Thing On The Internet in 2012, period.

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