27 Way More Awesome Things To Buy With $38 Than Facebook Stock

Facebook shares are going for $38 a pop. Is that really the best use of your hard-earned cash? Here's what you could be getting instead.

1. Wrestling singlet ($37.99)

2. Jerry Garcia wood painting ($38.00)

3. Laser printer toner cartridge ($37.99)

4. 38 bags of Flamin' Hot Lays chips in 1.875oz bag ($37.32)

5. Batman cufflinks ($38.00)

6. Chaser Plus hangover prevention pills ($38.00)

7. Aromatherapy stuffed raccoon ($37.00)

8. Sloth necklace

9. Waffle cone maker ($37.00)

10. "Blade" Trilogy on Blu-ray ($37.59)

11. KitchenAid 17-piece utensil set ($37.98)

12. 2 bottles of pure emu oil ($37.60)

13. Wine aerator and decanter ($37.91)

14. Green Bay Packers party set ($37.35)

15. Wool hat with attached beard ($38.00)

16. Size 7.5 vintage boots ($38.00)

17. Tenor recorder ($37.95)

18. Rasta colored furry rave boots ($38.00)

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20. Giant shark wall decal ($37.95)

21. Anatomy model set ($37.99)

22. Laser pointer stylus pen ($37.99)

23. Delightful horse needlepoint throw pillow ($37.50)

24. Ruby pumps ($37.25)

25. Curly red wig ($37.99)

26. Tuxedo paisley vest and tie set ($37.90)

27. Stuffed Corgi ($34.99 - use your extra $3.01 to get yourself a latte)

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