The Military Has Finally Perfected Its Drunk Robot

The next generation of war machines

Ugh, god, what did I do last night?

Oh no, did I… again? Work is going to be so awkward on Monday.

I’ve really got to stop doing this to myself.

I’ve gotta get something in my stomach, jesus. Something heavy.

Unnngnhhhhh I don’t know about this.

Oh no

NO NO NO NO NO

That’s it. I’m never drinking again.

This, in reality, is the latest of the Boston Dynamics BigDog robot, which is being developed with support from the Army Research Laboratory. You might remember a similar robot from this video, released about five years ago. This is its much drunker descendant.

Video available at: http://youtube.com/watch?v=W1czBcnX1Ww.