1. Gather on the carpet, everyone, because it’s time for a story!!!
2. Once upon a time, a very sexy guy liked to laugh. “HA HA HA” he said, awkwardly.
3. This suave dude? His laugh is like a thousand little tuxedos emanating from his diaphragm!
4. NOPE! He guffaws like an awkward walrus!
But a cute awkward walrus.