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Memo To Rick Perry: Don't Hold Your Arm Like That
http://www.buzzfeed.com/jpmoore/memo-to-rick-pe...Especially at a podium with a microphone. I mean seriously. Don't even let your arm do that f...
Shhhhhhhhhh, shhhhhhhhhh, let him do it. Either that or give us dingbat Bachmann. Just give us somebody as nuts as possible as our opponent. It’s a gamble, given how the masses are looking these days, but it’s still our best chance. Shhhhhhhhhhh.
*sigh* the governor of my state ladies and gentleman. someone needs to find the video of him yelling at a cop (who pulled him over) saying “you know who the fuck I am?!” and plaster it everywhere. such a twat.