2. He’s a normal human like you and me.
4. He is a Jedi Fucking Master at the Keytar.
5. Here’s an overview of Jeff shredding his ubertalented balls off
6. At 1:25, he starts his version of the Rolling Stones’ classic “Angie”. That’s when you begin to realize that Jeff is no one trick pony.
7. You see, Jeff is not only a Legit God at Keytar, he is a Legit God at Fucking Singing.
8. The magnitude of Jeff starts to reveal itself. It is huge. A combination of talents that leaves you staggered, and in tears of joy
9. You may ask yourself, “How did God stuff so many gifts into just one man?”
You’re also kind of thinking, “And give me none,” which is natural, in the face of KeytarJeff.
10. That’s when you just gotta kick back with some of Jeff’s sweet stylings. And maybe two joints.
11. I love you, Jeff Abbott.
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