Business25 Style Lessons From Guys At Tech ConferencesTrust me, this is the only September issue you need.By by Jessica MisenerBuzzFeed StaffPosted on September 9, 2013, 5:32 pmTwitterFacebookLink 1. A fleece sweater-vest adds a nice touch of gray to your T-shirt that's already earth-toned. 2. A cool headset mic will make you feel like Taylor Swift and forget about your middle-aged whiteness. 3. If a conference has its own logo swag, put it all on IMMEDIATELY. 4. If you're going to wear dad jeans, *strictly* stick with boot-cut. 5. Wear all your favorite things at once. 6. Black is edgy, slimming, and matches your laptop. A win-win-win. 7. Head-to-toe black says confidence. Head-to-toe black says innovation. 8. You can never wear TOO much all black. It will never make you look like a weird vampire. 9. No shoes look as good as Crocs feel. 10. Pasting a white nametag on a black top lends a totally on-trend monochromatic contrast. 11. If you're underdressed, it's OK. Just laugh it off and no one will notice. 12. Coordinate button-down colors with your presentation partner so you don mutually flattering shades of milquetoast pastel. 13. There's no event too sophisticated for a power fedora. 14. Upstage your buddy's bold tee with a logo hat and shirt combo. 15. But a plain tee lets everyone know that you're simply there to chill. 16. Need an easy way to stand out? Opt for the pre-recession "cardigan draped over the shoulders" banker look. 17. Layering is SO chic right now. 18. It's 2013, but that doesn't mean the baggy grunge look can't be applied to a suit. 19. Always coordinate with your buddies to ensure a complementary color palette. 20. Wearing sports memorabilia makes people realize that even though you're at a tech thing, you're "cool" and "in touch with the rest of the world." 21. If you're going to stick with the cliched hoodie, remember the motto: 50 shades of gray. 22. Williamsburg is NOT dead. 23. And always perform this self-evaluation: 1) Are you wearing a vest? 24. 2) If not, go back to your hotel room ASAP. 25. 3) Put on vest and return to your couture-level flow.