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13 People Who Basically Want Sallie Mae To Burn In Hell For Its Birthday

People weren’t too thrilled Sallie Mae turned 40.

Student loan provider Sallie Mae recently celebrated its 40th birthday.


Sallie Mae

@SallieMae

Today we’re 40 years old!

1. But a lot of people didn’t seem too thrilled about it (probably has something to do with the fact that student loan debt in America is more than $1 trillion).


Chedda Bae Biscuits

@TheJazzyBelle

Fuck you and your birthday, Bitch. RT @SallieMae: Today we’re 40 years old!

2.

#POPHOOD

@AUXAyan

Wish you ppl never existed. Ruining credit, which in America means, ruining lives. RT @SallieMae: Today we’re 40 years old!

3.

Whitney Antoinette

@LoveSymbol

And each one is raping my paycheck RT @SallieMae When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

4.

The Kitchenista

@MissAngelaDavis

Misspelled goons. RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

5.

but yall still playing phone games calling folks with blocked numbers?… smh GROW UP RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

— spinnellii (@drizzy.)

drizzy.

@spinnellii

but yall still playing phone games calling folks with blocked numbers?… smh GROW UP RT @SallieMae: Today we’re 40 years old!

6.

Only 7,000!? But yall destroy the souls of millions! RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people

— JRtheWriter (@Jason Weintraub)

Jason Weintraub

@JRtheWriter

Only 7,000!? But yall destroy the souls of millions! RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people

7.

STFU! RT @SallieMae Today we're 40 years old!

— GLENDA_G_ (@GLENDA G ™)

GLENDA G â„¢

@GLENDA_G_

STFU! RT @SallieMae Today we’re 40 years old!

8.

A bunch of snitches RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide."

— Dys_pusspuss (@Dyamond Lejoi)

Dyamond Lejoi

@Dys_pusspuss

A bunch of snitches RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.”

9.

The 7 prbly still owe ya'll money. RT @SallieMae When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

— IpheliaPaine (@Miss Parker)

Miss Parker

@IpheliaPaine

The 7 prbly still owe ya’ll money. RT @SallieMae When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

10.

RT if you hope SallieMae don't live to see 41 RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!””

— HoeStopLyin (@mrs wilburn)

mrs wilburn

@HoeStopLyin

RT if you hope SallieMae don’t live to see 41 RT @SallieMae: Today we’re 40 years old!””

11.

And ill probably still owe yo weak ass when i get there. RT @SallieMae: Today we're 40 years old!

— DaveThePaxtons (@Summer Sam Shakusky)

Summer Sam Shakusky

@DaveThePaxtons

And ill probably still owe yo weak ass when i get there. RT @SallieMae: Today we’re 40 years old!

12.

40 years of oppression! RT @SallieMae Today we're 40 years old!

— Thiqueneque (@Uptown Brown)

Uptown Brown

@Thiqueneque

40 years of oppression! RT @SallieMae Today we’re 40 years old!

13.

FUCK ALL 7,000 OF Y'ALL... RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

— WatchJ (@JBreezy The Poet)

JBreezy The Poet

@WatchJ

FUCK ALL 7,000 OF Y’ALL… RT @SallieMae: When Sallie Mae opened 1973, we had 7 employees. Today we employ 7,000 people nationwide.

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