Meet Pope Bird, The Holy See-Gull

Anointed pope of our hearts.

1. On the last day of the papal conclave, there was a seagull flying about.

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2. Tired, the seagull landed upon a chimney.

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3. But this was not just any chimney.

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4. No, this was the papal chimney.

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5. This was the chimney from which the world would learn there is a new pope.

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6. And there the bird sat, blissfully unaware the eyes of the world were transfixed upon him.

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7. Until he was done sitting and then he left.

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8. God bless you pope bird. Amen.

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9. Fortunately the bird ascended to the heavens before this happened.

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