7. But Not Before Making A Bunch Of Obvious Lonely Island Jokes
14. A Lot Of People Were Selling Boats On Craigslist (Slightly Used, Riddled With Bullet Holes)
19. Some Laughs Were Had Over The Fact That “Dzhokhar” Kind Of Sounded Like “Joker”
22. A Closed Captioning Service Was Apparently A Fan Of “New Girl”
27. And Even Though We Had A Few Laughs At Their Expense…
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