• If Bush says “Obama,” 1 Drink

  • If Bush says “Dick,” 1 Drink

  • If Bush says “Scooter,” 2 Drinks

  • If Bush says “nuclear,” 2 Drinks

  • If Bush says “Twitter,” 3 Drinks

  • If Bush says “iPad,” 3 Drinks

  • If Bush says “Kanye,” Chug

  • If Matt Lauer asks about Iraq, 1 Drink

  • If Matt Lauer asks about Katrina, 1 Drink

  • If Matt Lauer asks about Osama bin Laden, 2 Drinks

  • If Matt Lauer asks about George H.W. Bush, 2 Drinks

  • If Matt Lauer asks about Dick Cheney or Scooter Libby, 3 Drinks

  • If Matt Lauer asks about war crimes, Chug

  • If anyone says “legacy,” 1 Drink

  • If anyone says “TARP,” 1 Drink

  • If anyone says “Great Depression,” 2 Drinks

  • If anyone says “thumpin’,” 3 Drinks

  • If anyone says “Turd Blossom,” Chug

  • If they show Bush with a bullhorn at Ground Zero, 2 Drinks

  • If they show Bush in front of the “Mission Accomplished” banner, 2 Drinks

  • If they show a clip of Bush saying “Brownie, you’re doing a heckuva job,” 3 Drinks

  • If they show a clip of Bush promising to get bin Laden “dead or alive,” 3 Drinks

  • If they show Kanye saying “George Bush doesn’t care about black people,” Chug

  • If they show a clip of someone (Jon Stewart, Will Ferrell, etc.) doing a Bush impression, Chug