Usually Buzzfeed comments are moderately amusing. But these knee-jerk, bitter word vomits are only a slight step above YouTube.

“Hi, I'm Scott Brown! Who wants to bang my daughters? Come on, step right up, don't be shy! Aren't I a lovable scamp?” Dickweed.

Scott Brown can kiss my ass. He should never have won this election and the Dems were nuts to let him.

I love Scott Brown.
Fuck yeaa Republicans!!

This makes me think that sometimes, murder is justifiable.

Trying to sell off your daughters seems like the kind of thing a muslim would do…TERRORIST!!!!

Wait… was that a “terrorist fist bump”?

So Brown ran against Wall Street… but the “Street” ad prominently displayed on Buzzfeed consists of Jim “Bear Stearns Rulz” Cramer and a bunch of other Wall Street hacks cheering him on and saying his election will be great for Wall Street. If I were a more cynical man, I'd say it's almost, almost like this guy is going to be exactly like every other rich asshole who gets paid to sit around in the Senate and do absolutely jack squat while foreign bankers rape our budget for quick cash. Progress!

I'll say something mean first. He shouldn't showcase his daughters as if he will get some type of giant dowry in return or just to get them out of his house. Something nice. He is extremely proud of his daughters and no man could ever measure up to the standards he expects for them anyway. He just said it in a slightly awkward way.

Can we get a facepalm reaction button??