Rick Santorum Quotes As New Yorker Cartoons

Here are a bunch of quotes from our future President paired with New Yorker cartoons. Some of them actually make a lot more sense this way. posted on January 5, 2012 at 12:21pm EST

Jack Shepherd BuzzFeed Staff posted Jan 5, 2012 12:21pm EST

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Rick Santorum Quotes As New Yorker Cartoons

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InSearchOfAnHonestMan a year ago

I want to make clear, right up front, that I would find Rick Santorum in and of himself, without the assistance of any comedic device, laugh-out-loud ridiculous if there weren’t the remote, terrifying threat looming out there that some bizarre sequence of events might actually make him President. Even so, the best remedy against that threat might well be humor, the opportunity for us all to savor the sheer absurdity of the man. Having acknowledged all that, however: I can’t BELIEVE I actually took the time to look at each one of these, hoping increasingly against hope that at least ONE of them would make me laugh or even just smile a little. Do you understand, at all, that the mere addition to someone’s words of almost completely random cartoon images is not what makes a (funny) cartoon funny…? — I don’t think you get that.
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and then the pig says, “My wife is a slut”
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